Yeah. He's Mine.

1: The Bar

         "Come on Rossi just one drink!" Morgan still tried to bargain with him. I still wasn't sure why Derek was trying so hard to get him to agree. We all know he won't.

          "I will admit, maybe I do have pasta to much, but having pasta to much is way better than being hung over tomorrow. Especially when tomorrow is still another weekday and we all have work." Rossi said in good confidence. He was right in his defense,  but tomorrow is Friday also known as paper work day. We do it every Friday to make sure we have the whole week's paper work caught up.

        "In Rossi's defense he is right and has had about 15 more years of work than all of you" Hotch also practically scolded us for talking about going out to the bar.

          "Fine. I guess just us cool bau agents will head off then." Morgan said and Emily, JJ, Spencer, Penelope and I all agreed silently knowing we're all gonna go anyway because of the fact tomorrow is a paper work day and we all had a rough case.

"Well, who's driving?"

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We all got settled in out own respectable places in the bar. JJ and Emily were out on the dance floor, Penelope was going over to join them after getting a few more shots for them. So, at this point it was only Reid, Morgan, and I.

"What are you thinking pretty girl?" Morgan asked looking at me. I knew exactly what he was getting at: What girl should he have a 1 night stand with?

"Hmm. You first. Who are you thinking?" I didn't answer his question just gave him one in return.

"Mrs. Pink dress big chest, who is pretty close to Emily too." Morgan replied.

"What about the one who has the green dress on thats by the booth?" Reid asked. But I could clearly see that was a no.

"Well firstly Mr. Can't shoot you can see her tampon string hanging down from her panties and if that isn't sign enough any girl wearing green is looking for more than one night and we both know Morgan can't do that." I simply and kind of quickly responded to him.

"Okay fair enough, but why aren't we even looking for a man for Y/N?" Reid asked as I just slowly took another sip of my beer and Morgan just slowly chuckled.

"Oh, pretty boy, Y/N doesn't do relationships" Morgan said while still chuckling while Reid looked at him confused.

"Hey! I do a type of relationship in my defense. Friends with benefits is exactly what is considered a type of a relationship considering we're still friends." I quickly snapped back at Morgan knowing I was right there.
"Dude comparing friends with benefits to a real committed relationship is like comparing fanfiction to a book."

"Wait, what's friends with benefits?" Reid suddenly asked as I looked at him in awe.

Morgan turned to me and I quickly interrupted before he could get a word in "Don't look at me you said it first and I'm not ruining this man's innocents. Thats on you Derek Morgan." He looked at the kid with a smug face and slowly chuckled.

"Something you would think a genius would know!" Morgan responded and I quickly countered his argument.

"Hey! Don't bully the kid he only just turned 23 a week ago!!" This man really wants to be punched right now. "Whatever you guys have fun I'm gonna go dance with the girls."

I walked over and practically hung over Garcia. I was hugging her from behind. She turned around and put her hands around my waist and I locked my hands around the back of her neck. She and I just swayed around in that position.

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{Derek's point of veiw}

"Is it that hard to explain what 'friends with benefits' means Morgan?" Spencer was really wanting someone to tell him.

"You know what pretty boy? Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you!" I did warn him and I wasn't taking the blame for this. "Friends with benefits is when two friends fuck each other but with no relationship." I feel like I'm scarring a kid here.

"So basically just friends who have sex?" Spencer asked me and I was glad that was the only thing he was asking.

"Yes Spencer. Just friends who have sex. Get it now? Cause I'm not taking anymore questions." I answered him very quickly.

"Understood. You know...."

"Oh this was gonna be a long drinking night." I thought as I quickly swallowed another shot