Keeho looked at the spoicy merch in his hands and felt jUnGsHoOk.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his blank surroundings. He had always loved smooth in front of a white wall with its tame, teeny toasty tortilla. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel jUnGsHoOk.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Soul . Soul was a hangry puppii with buff hand and pale nico nico kneecaps.
Keeho gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a soft, bean, nacho cheese drinker with smol hand and short nico nico kneecaps. His friends saw him as a vivacious, victorious vampire from the south side west. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved an awful Jeongseob.
But not even a soft person who had once jumped into a river and saved an awful Jeongseob, was prepared for what Soul had in store today.
The death snow teased like vibing pangolin, making Keeho shyness boi.
As Keeho stepped outside and Soul came closer, he could see the tender glint in his eye.
"Look Keeho," growled Soul, with a cinnamon bun glare that reminded Keeho of hangry rat. "I hate you and I want french fries. You owe me 8603 potatoes."
Keeho looked back, even more shyness boi and still fingering the spoicy merch. "Soul, gIRL this is a white wall," he replied.
They looked at each other with salty feelings, like two hungry, high-pitched horse bopping at a very fluffy halloween, which had screamo ukulele rap music playing in the background and two clown uncles reeing to the beat.
Suddenly, Soul lunged forward and tried to punch Keeho in the face. Quickly, Keeho grabbed the spoicy merch and brought it down on Soul's skull.
Soul's buff hand trembled and his pale nico nico kneecaps wobbled. He looked sad boi, his wallet raw like a handsome, hungry hoodie.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Soul was dead.
Keeho went back inside and made himself a nice drink of nacho cheese.
THE END
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Kpop Oneshots
FanfictionI put a bunch of kpop references into a story generator and these are what it gave me. Enjoy. Or don't. I don't really care, this is just for fun.
