Julia meets Kelly

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Julia is an annoying little butt cheek that has nothing better to do but run around her house in a leotard with underwear overtop it. She runs around the house yelling at inanimate objects. She tells the couch it smells like farts, tells the chair it looks like a stupid penguin, and tells everything else it is stupid and has no life. Then she gets to the T.V and as she starts to yell at the T.V, it turns on and a ginger kid her age (9) is yelling at the camera. Saying, "I HATE BABIES AND I HATE AMERICAN WAFFLES BUT MAINLY BABIES." Julia likes this ginger girl so she goes to the camera. The camera is in her neighbors house that has a TV show in thier house. Julia goes up to the ginger and says, "OH MY BUHJIZZLEJAZZLE" Julia is known for that phrase. Julia then runs around THIER house yelling at inanimate objects. The ginger baby is Kelly. Kelly doesn't like Julia so she throws a horse shoe at it. She likes horses. She has a horse shoe. She throws it. Julia dies. 

That night, Julia's ghost yells at the gingers inanimate objects and kills Kelly. Kelly and Julia both somehow ended up in heaven. Kelly saw Julia and killed her. Then she went to H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS. Because she killed Julia. Julia died again so she went to the human world. Kelly somehow being the clumsy stupid ginger she is, also died and ended up in the human world. They both hated eachother ever since. So they never saw eachother again afterwards. Until one day...

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 13, 2015 ⏰

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