Levi Hates Everything

Levi Hates Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! I send you all my love in a form of this story! I hope you like my gift for you for this special day (｡’▽’｡)♡

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"Ugh," Levi groaned for the hundredth time.

"Come on, Levi!" Hange hopped next to him with a wide grin on her lips. "I promise! He's a wonderful guy!"

They walked to the Rose Wall Cafe every morning to grab breakfast, usually, Levi would dine alone but this time, Hange joined him. And it was a bad idea, not just Hange joining him but stepping out of his apartment in the first place.

The moment Levi set his foot out of his home, his face fell.

Fucking Valentine's Day.

Flower vendors were on the street, shoving bouquets of roses to anyone who passed. Every store window had fucking hearts and cupids on them and couples refused to unlink their hands on crowded sidewalks.

His mood didn't improve when Hange arrived and started screaming near his ear about hooking him up with a guy she knew. He had no idea how the doctor still had energy left after her night shift.

"Come on, Levi!" She whined. "When was the last time you were in a relationship?"

"Hange, please. Stop." Levi sighed.

They finally reached the cafe and the raven sat on his usual spot, the last table on the corner, away from the noisy teenagers and the busy business people. Despite the secluded location of the table, Levi had the view from the huge window. He found it entertaining to watch random people go on their business this early in the morning. Some were running while putting on their tie, others were walking their cute dogs, if it was snowing, Levi had an hour of watching people landing on their asses because of the slippery sidewalk.

But, of course, today's different. After ordering their usual serving, Levi saw couples walking, hands lace together and girly usually had huge teddy bears or a bouquet of roses in her grasp.

Levi groaned when a couple met each other and kissed right on his view.

"You know, you're too tense. You need to get laid," Hange casually said while toying with the small potted plastic hedge- it had the shape of a heart- on their table. Next to the fake decorative plant was a tissue holder, also shaped in a heart.

Levi's face was dusted in red while his eyes darted around the cafe. He spotted a few teenagers looking their way on them. "Shut the fuck up! Or at least quiet down!" He hissed at her.

"It's true!" Hange pressed, more heads turned towards their table. "Come on, Levi. Give this guy a chance and also give yourself a chance. Just once."

Levi glared at her. A blind date on Valentine's day? For the raven, it's a recipe for disaster.

Levi gritted his teeth, noticing the number of people watching their interaction. "Will you quiet down?" He lowered his voice, hoping that his energetic friend would take the hint.

"Why?" Hange cocked her head on the side. "Don't be shy now! You like, what? 30-"

Taking a hand full of tissues from the heart-shaped tissue holder, Levi stuffed it on the doctor's mouth.

"Hump!" Hange immediately puffed the tissues out of her mouth, sending them towards Levi's direction.

"Fuck! Hange! Gross!" Levi hissed quietly but judging by the giggles erupted on the side of the cafe, the group of teenagers saw and heard him. They even had their phones out, cameras pointing their direction. When Levi glared at them, they quickly put away their phones and pretended to be emersed with their conversation. "Fucking brats." He mumbled while he cleaned up their table.