Pandora Shorts Season 4

Playing Dungeons and Dragons

Monty Tony and Jennifer were playing Dungeons and Dragons.

"Yellow Tony you have entered the gate to the south you are now by yourself standing in a very dark room the pungent smell of black mold emanates the wet dungeon walls." Monty said.

"Where are the Oreos?" Snowdow asked.

"They are right next to you."

"I cast a spell." said Tony.

"Where's the root beer?"

"In the fridge."

"I want to cast a spell."

"Can I have a root beer."

"Yes you can have a root beer just go get it."

"I can cast any of these right on the list."

"Yes any of the first level one's."

"I'm getting the root beer does anyone want one."

"They saw Egon on the room right."

"What room?"

"I want to cast whipping tails."

"The room boys casting all the spells."

"He hasn't cast anything yet."

"I would though if you'd let me I'm casting whipping tail."

"Why are you casting whipping tails there's nothing to attack here."

"I am attacking Pandora's grumpy butt."

Everyone laughed.

Pandora was taking a nap in her room she woke up hearing someone calling her name.

"What the? did someone my name, oh no they're playing stupid imagination game again."

"Yeah fine you attack Pandora's grumpy butt there's red troll in front of you."

"Whoa."

"That's me right." Jennifer asked.

"She has brown moccasins and a giant mohawk in purple eyes."

"No I don't I have violet eyes."

"Let me see your sheet."

"Well says here that I have purple eyes but I would rather have violet eyes."

"Whatever okay you guys talk to each other if you want starting now."

"Greeting."

"I'm a red troll."

"I am yellow tail the mighty wizard."

"Why do you have three tails?"

Everyone laughed.

Pandora heard it.

Pandora growled in anger.

"SHUT UP!"

Everyone was silence but they laugh again.

Pandora facepalmed.

"Whoa you guys have been attacked."

"Do I see that happening."

"No you're outside by the dance club."

"Do I get my groove on."

"Ugh there are seven evil robots surrounding you."

"How could they have surrounded us I had big magical watch broadcast."

"No you didn't."

"This is awesome are they any girls there."

"I must disagree Monty when I started this excursion you asked me if I wanted any equipment and I said no but I needed material components of cast my spells so I cast Biggs magical ops frog."

"But you never actually cast it."

"Roll the dice see I'm doing the Harlem Shake."

Monty rolled the dice.

"Yeah you are."

"Are they any girls there."

"Yeah."

The girls were there at the dance club.

"Never mind."

"I did though I completely said when you."

No you didn't you didn't actually say you were going to cast a spell so now there's evil robots from Dr. Eggman okay."

Pandora got out of bed getting fed up.

"Monty Tony Jennifer!"

"Enough with the imagination semantics I'm going to tell it like it is Biggs magical watch frog is automatic it doesn't have to be cast."    

"You Tony stop being a little wuss."

"Hey Snowdow root beer me."

"Okay."

"I'm out of here."

She walked back to her room.

"So does that mean I still have violet eyes."

"NO!"

"Man what a bunch of geeks wait a minute why is my bed wet."

Everyone laughed.