"Anyway, did I tell you about the time that stupid pet of Merlee's ripped my most favoritest dress?! Seriously, that--" Mimi ranted, writing down in her diary. O'Chunks, however, just stared blankly into the darkness of the nearby wall. Mr. L peered around the corner, seeing an opportunity. He waited.
"Are you even LISTENING?!" Mimi screamed, causing the other to tense up then sigh. "I am listenin' Mimi." he muttered, crossing his arms. "Fine. If you say so." Mimi scoffed, continuing to rant about her latest experience with Merlee.
Mr. L found his opportunity, quickly running up to O'Chunks. He went to kick the other's head before he was quickly slammed to the ground. "OWWWW- FUCK YOU!!-" Mr. L screeched, hurt.
"Eh. Not my fault yer a wee scunner."
Mr. L continued whining, being held down by O'Chunks. "HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THI-" "Whit's fur ye'll no go past ye, L." "I DONT UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING, ASSHOLE--" Mr. L struggled against his grip, kicking and hitting.
Mimi sighed. "O'Chunks...You guys never listen to meeeeee..." she whined. "Eh, sor'y Mimi. Go on." he quickly apologized, ignoring the fact that L was hitting his left hand. Mimi looked up at him, then at L, then back at O'Chunks. "You're..holding him down with one hand?-" "It's not that hard."
Nastasia flipped in. "What is going on here?" she asked, her glasses glimmering slightly. O'Chunks quickly looked back at her and let go of Mr.L. "Thank God it's Nastasia!-" Mimi and L quickly smiled in unison. "S-sorry Nassy!!-" O'Chunks quickly apologized, flipping out of the room as he was flustered.
"I swear to all that is holy..I can't keep up with all of you." Nastasia growled, flipping back to her office where she came from. L dusted himself off, summoning a shake to heal. "Pffff--" Mimi giggled, playfully punching L's shoulder. "That's gotta be at least half his strength this time!!-" Mr. L laughed, continuing to heal himself.
"As if!! Probably not even a quarter yet."
"Yeah, but he'll use his full strength soon!!-"
"In your dreams, asshole." the large man flipped in long enough to kick L to the ground, before leaving again with a grunt.
A/N: 370 words. shush i know o'chunks cannot flip canonically--
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Bleck's Castle
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