2 minutes and 23 seconds

The Room

After a short car ride they were dropped off at the hotel. Gaga took large, manly steps up the stairs and led the way to hers and Michael's room. She was probably still competing. The doors were slammed open to their suite and she tossed her sunglasses on the bed. Michael closed the doors behind them and looked at the mess she caused everywhere she went. Clothes everywhere. Towels, accessories, magazines. When no one picked up after her she was like a teenager.

"Oh fuck, I need a shower first," she grunted and pulled the sports bra over her head and was about to enter the bathroom when she felt Michael's hand on her hip.

"No, don't. I want you exactly as you are now." He grabbed her neck and kissed her below her ear. She felt his fingers glide through her hair. "Stef..." His tongue below her earlobe. "Baby, you smell so nice."

Gaga's eyes rolled back inside her head when she exhaled. His kisses already sending her into butter-mode. Her arms and legs feeling like heavy logs and she had to force her arms up to his shoulders to push him away. "Really, because you can't wait 2 minutes and 23 seconds?"

Michael sighed exaggeratedly. "When will you all start giving me a break for being the slowest fucking sloth up that rock?!"

Her thick, dark eyebrows were raised in perfect arches and causing a small wrinkle at the top of her forehead. "Oh please, Mr Macho man, Bobby was like one second or something SLOWER than you and he threw up when he reached the top and Scott also had about the same time actually and I know Bo was still on the ground when I reached the top and I think Sarah must've climbed a different rock or something because she-"

"Wait, what did you just say? So he just messed with me, that lying-" Michael looked at her like he was ready to walk over to Bobby's room and tell him off. He was probably getting a massage now and she could picture Michael storming in and yank the tiny towel of his butt and slap him with it.

She laughed. "He fooled you and you believed it? My god, you're so gullible. All the climbing times were read out loud while you were spraying water all over my pleasure zone as if there wasn't enough dramatic metaphors happening up that rock. It was like a goddamn concert with backdrops. Why is everything a competition for you guys?"

"And that is coming from you?" He pulled her shoulder and she flipped the baseball hat off his head so fast he didn't even notice she raised her hand. "Hey!" he fumbled to catch it and she slipped out of his grip.

She started walking backwards and covered her breasts. "Maybe I can interest the man in a pair of tits, instead of climbing times and rock guides." Michael could see the visible round curve underneath her hands. Those perfectly shaped full, round tits, and her irresistible nipples that he knew were behind her fingers and pointing right at him. He saw her move a couple of fingers so one of her pink buttons became visible.

"Come here..." he mumbled and zoomed in on her. More like a jaguar than the sloth he had introduced himself as just moments ago. Before she could move away he grabbed her around her thighs and pushed her up against the wall. He pressed his now seriously aching hard cock against her crotch and felt her legs squeeze around his waist. He dug his fingers into her soft, firm thighs and buried his head against her left collarbone. Her loose hairs tickled his cheek and he went all in on her neck and kissed and nibbled the delicate, sensitive skin the way he knew she loved.

She exhaled and moaned when she felt his rough chin. His hard, hairy arms and thighs craving her soft female curves. She wanted to let him have all of her. Not just anyone, but him and his gentle, but decisive and firm grip, knowing what turned her on and made her soft. The tingling sensation between her legs that grew larger, traveling up her belly and reaching her fingers and toes, like her skin was shrinking. The back of her thighs, every little hair standing up, and her whole body just being one big fucking clitoris. Every part he touched nearly causing climax. "How are you doing this for real?" she mumbled.