Kirishima: ay yo!! Happy Valentine's Day eve!!!!
Iida: mi no cilebratiun valintene
Tokoyami: why the hell not?
Dark shadow: Wai did u actually understand that?
Tokoyami: idk how but I did I guess it's a miracle
Iida: coz ai don't laik luve
Dark shadow: sounds legit
Sero: ay just wanted to ask, is there's even someone who has a valentine?
Todoroki: yea? Why?
Sero: what? Todoroki u hv one?
Kirishima: when? Why? Where? Who? And how?
Todoroki: well having a girlfriend wasn't as hard as I expected
Yuga: at least for you, we hv to try double the amount you tried just to get a girlfriend
Todoroki: and why is that?
Kirishima: cuz you're todoroki?
Iida: yoo ar fire fire
Sero: icy thot
Todoroki: makes a whole lot of sense
Jirou: but who is she though?
Todoroki: I'd rather not say
Tokoyami: don't tell me it's midoriya
Todoroki: what? No
Yuga: todo u already told me u hv a crush on midoriya
Dark shadow: wait for real?
Todoroki: no it's rlly not midoriya guys plz...
Dark shadow: then tell us so we can make sure
Todoroki: uhhh fine it's momo
Kirishima: I ship it!
Tokoyami: the plan worked ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Dark shadow: it always does
Todoroki: you scumbags
Endeavor: SHOTO! WATCH YA LANGUAGE!
Todoroki: wtf what are u doing here?
Hawks: actually idk
Bakugo: then get the f@#k outta here
Hawks: sorry?
Jirou: accepted
Iida: accepted
Bakugou: wtf?
Iida: sury ai hav krush on hawks
Jirou: same as Iida
Sato: I'm with them
Hawks: hell nah sato! Get outta my life!
*Hawks left the group chat*
Bakugo: this is the best thing I've seen in my life
Denki: sad sato noises in the background
Endeavor: why am I still here?
*Endeavor left the group*
Denki: so.......
Shinsou: just saw tokoyami and dark shadow with a whole bunch of girls in the hallways
Bakugou: so?
Shinsou: oh yeah and midoriya too
Bakugou: oh HELL NAH
Kirishima: what how?
Tokoyami: what do u mean by how?
Dark shadow: getting all these girls is a piece of cake
Denki: this world doesn't fail by showing me how worthless I am
Tetsutetsu: guys did anyone see kendo? I can't find her
Kirishima: just saw shinso having 6 with her
Shinso: damn no need to call me out like that, I was just testing what's better being gay or being straight and I think being gay is so much better I've had more fun when I was with kaminari
Denki: what!
Shinsou: oh yeah sure u don't remember cuz I was controlling ya
Literally eve: WTF!?!
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This Is A Paradise (bnha chatfic)
Fanfica normal bnha chatfic wai- no it's not normal actually it's the stupidest bnha chatfic you'll ever see in ur life and some notes before starting ⚠️WARINNG⚠️ - Iida can't talk eng well so be nice to Iida! - cursing and swearing at some point idk? - i...
