Markiplier, saint Markiplier

What a wonder...ful world

Mark told me he has a surprise for me. Yea, like saving me a month ago isn't enough... "Faith! Come here, quick!" What could it be, dearest Mark?

"Allo! There" a weird old British dude said. "Wait, is that Youngibash?" I asked. "Close enough... I guess, yamimash at your service. He took a grand bow. Another knock on the door. "Open up you jackass! I heard there's a gameplay of Prop Hunt!" A Irish guy said. "Sean, you asshole! That's supposed to be a secret."!

In walked... "Jacksepticeye!, Mark why are all these youtubers here?!" I was shocked. "Well, you will see scribblenetty nose!" Mark said as Yami had a laughing fit. "nice one". Another knock came at the door. Then entered "Bob... Wade?!" I looked at Mark... "You forgot the other five gazillion!" I cracked up.

They sat on marks couch. Mark popped open a can of beer "sigh" I sighed. "What's wrong?.." Mark asked. I thought: every time I see alcohol I cringe at the thought. My mom is who she is today because of it.:; "nothing" I replied. "Faith, is this about your... Mom?" Mark asked. "Yeah, the alcohol." I almost cried.
"oh shit, I'm such a dick" Mark threw away all cans of beer. "Thank you... continue"

The teams were Mark and Sean (Jack) hunters and Wade, Bob and Yami props. "I'm nowhere near you Mark. Bob was a bush next to Mark. "oooh ooh ooh" Yami screeched. Jack shot Yami. How is this a surprise? I thought...

"Can I try? " Mark immediently turned around. "Of course Faith, I'm sorry!" Mark took Wade's laptop. "Here."

I was playing a prop, a banana to be precise. "Where are you?!" Jack was shouting. "Hehe" Jack peeked over at my computer when I punched his ear. "Owwwie" he squealed. "weirdo" All except Jack said.

The game was intense. I haven't gotten killed yet. "Hope ya guys aren't going easy on me..." I chanted. "Hell no!" Bob yelled. "Stop swearing Dickbag!" Mark yelled. "Penishead" Yami squeaked. It was a cloud of Ass this and Shit that.

"Aha!" I shot Jack In the head. "Time out" I called. They all scowled. I checked my twitter 28.9 k! Turns out Mark had went on my un-used YouTube account and posted about me. Mark featured me on his channel!
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"I love you giys"
"We love you too" the responded heartily in unicen.