Orlin and I had just split up. I hate being alone and I need to find another partner but I can't find anyone who agrees to eat large-ass servings of spicy noodles and whine like a five-year-old on camera with me. I need to buy unnecessarily large amounts of food for my next mukbang, but I'm too tired. I collapse onto my bed. I hear at least 20 springs break in my mattress, but I don't care. I lay in bed thinking about my next partner. I need someone whiny and unfunny, like me. I turn on the radio. The last 20 seconds of my favorite song, "Shape Of You", plays. I'd say that I'm Ed Sheeran's biggest fan. Ah, Ed, I can't help falling in love with his head of fiery red hair. I've crushed on him since I was 12. The song ends, followed by a message that makes my heart leap. Ed had split from his wife. She says that she "deserves better than that bitch who makes my ears bleed". How disgusting! Ed is amazing, she's just jealous that Ed is better than her. But, hey, could this be my chance? Could I, Nikocado Avocado, have a chance with my ginger sweetheart?
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Nikocado Avocado x Ed Sheeran: SKINNY
RomanceAfter their partners leave them, Nikocado and Ed fall in love with each other. Or whatever. I don't even know. (my friends found out about this lol um anyways)
