~In The Bunker~
Down Inside The Bunker, Branch & His Guy Friends Were Hanging Out As A Mini Bachelor Hang Out.
Branch Was Layed Out On The Ground.
"She Wants To Have....BABIES!?! I-I-I'M NOT READY FOR THAT!"Hickory Went And Helped Branch Up.
"Would You Relax. She's Not Even Hairnant""I Knowww BUT BABIES?! ALREADY THINKING ABOUT IT?! WHAT'S WITH GIRLS AND MOVING TOO FAST!"
Branch Said."Not All Girls Move Fast Man. Some Boys Move Waaay Faster"
Prince D Said."Yeah! Like Sonic!"
Trollex Said."The Flash"
Guy Said."Quicksilver"
Biggie Said."AND KEANU REEVES!!!"
Cooper Blurted Out.Everyone Looked At Cooper As If He Was Crazy, Which He Is
"Don't Disrespect Keanu, He's A Treasure 🤚"
Cooper Said."Relaxxx Dubstep! You Should Just Be Focusing On The Wedding For Now Bro"
Synth Patted Branch's Back."Well Yeah But What If She Mentions Babies Again At The Wedding!"
Branch Said."Okay I Highly Doubt That"
Hickory Said."OR OR, WHAT IF SHE GETS OUT OF CONTROL AND WANTS 11 KIDS LIKE TH LOUD HOUSE!!!!"
Branch Yelled."I Still Wonder How The Loud Parents Deal With That"
Guy Was Eating Some Of Branch's Chocolate."....ARE YOU EATING MY CHOCOLATE?!"
Branch Said.Guy Blinked With Chocolate All Over His Mouth And Farted Glitter.
"UGHHH! I NEED MY STRESS YO-YO! WHERE IS IT?!?"
Branch Looked In His Underwear Drawer."Oh I Have It! :D"
Riff Held Up The Yo-Yo."WHYYY??"
Branch Said."It Looked Fun To Play With 😁"
Riff Grinned Innocently.Branch Glared At Riff With The "Seriously" Look.
".....or something 👉👈"
Riff Fiddled With His Fingers.
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