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Lol Hardee mouth was paste cuz he had no water. " I don't want to be French fry like papa"  

He gasp falling 

 to a mans feet 

Real Ron stare at him and pick him up, "why do ducks follow u" he indicated to the ten siblings behind Hardee

"They r me siblings, we is loking for home." Hardee say looking back at his now mal nuroushe siblinals

"I can adopt uu sakd real Ron, slapping lion Haree in tbe face- my wife whoremoan is illifertile and something is wrong with her womb so we has no children :(( give me ur siblngs" Haree smile biglg and grab his siblings hand

So lol Hardee and teh children had new home,, and went to the house of real Ron and real horemoane. 

Real Hormone throw Ron put of house, he scream them remember mcgoogle was his wife. 

"Hello chiblns," hormone said confused, "why are here?" (We is homless, and have no home for me mamawas taking care of his baby daddy instead of us as we leffed" cried lol Hardee, crying. We needs a mom!!!"
Real Woremoan hug harrdee and say "u has been adopted" I will save u and she did. 

She gave them love unlike his parents who nehlectdul. 

Mranwhile in the snarry cave

Snap was now king sized candy bAR

"I TOLD U TO USE UR HEAD HARRY. How could u be so stupid." Snape yell at his drunken spouse. He is back to his old ways. 

Hadded anger at snap for call in him stupid, and snap @ snap tel long "dobt use that tone of voice with me young man I brought u into this world I can bring u out" Snape get anrgyer and shout at Haree MORE EVERY TIME U DO THIS I HATE U and Haree begun to cry. Suddenly there is knock out door. A hanfsom man walks into the house hold. "Helo I am neval" a girl walks behind him "And my name is Luna" 

"And we are Mr and mrs longbottom!" They say in unisen. "We are here to help ur marrige." Luna  points at harry and snape 

"You see, with out kids marriage is much more successful. Look at us! No kids and perfect!" Neval shouts and twirls. 

Hardee look around, "I have no kids" he said 

"Then y is ur marriage so bad?" Said Neil confused,,

Hardee screm suddenly "crying where are my children"  

"Well if u don't know where it kids are then not having them is probably best." Luna pours tea into cup.

Neval fixes his sweater around his shoulders 

"U will be a proper couple by the time we are done." 

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