Reverend Insanity: Jan Long's path

Chapter 1 Reincarnated?

Damn it, I am late for my classes. Today is a due date for our assignment I can't be late. That professor won't allow makeups. Maybe, reading a novel so late was a bad idea. What? Another red light? Phh, who's got time for that. Hmm, what? Where did this truck came from. Oh fuck....

And that is why you should wait for a green light. Even if you don't see cars on the road. Anyway, back to our story.

Where am I? Am I dead? This were the questions terrified college student was asking to himself. Before he died, he was an average college student. Fear of death slowly dwindled down. He slowly accepted the reality. Killed in a traffic accident, because of a fucking college assignment - Sighed already deceased young man.

Well, I guess it is true that you miss ordinary things after you lose them. In his heart misery changed fear. He was missing his loved ones. He didn't know how much time he spent in this state. Come to think of it, where am I. I can feel my body but at the same time I can't. I know, this must be a soul.

So, this is what it likes to be a soul. Haha, maybe I can be like those souls from movies. Play jokes around people. Or even better, make that professor go crazy and end that man's whole career. That way, he can't torture other innocent students. But, where am I? I can't see anything. This is not even darkness, it's even darker than that. Well if I take my past life into consideration, this must be hell. Oh no, I was not a good boy, nooo. I don't want to be burned eternally.

He was in this state for a while, when suddenly, light appeared on the horizon. The light was too far away, and too small, but it ignited hope in his heart. Or to be more specific in his soul. He tried to move towards it, but he couldn't. Suddenly, some unknown power like gravity attracted him towards that light. Light was getting brighter and brighter. When he came too close, it blinded his vision. He couldn't see, but he felt something. It was cold feeling, he was freezing but since his feeling was back, he was happy to tears. Did they saved my life in a hospital. How cool is that. I can be so popular when I tell stories what I have seen during my clinical death.

He felt someone's touch. Is this a doctor? Please be a sexy nurse. But wait, why does this person's hand is so big. His eyes slightly adapted to the light, and he could see some silhouettes. He saw giant looking figures. What the fuck is this, he wanted to scream. Unfortunately, only sound he could make was crying.

Who is crying? Am I abducted by giant aliens? Wait, it's me who is crying. He felt how he changed hands until he arrived in front of a giant face. He could hear those giants talking, but he couldn't understand a word. Is this a Chinese, Japanese or some other Asian language? He wanted to stay awake but without realizing it, he fell asleep.

I am in this situation for a few days already, and now I am sure I was reincarnated. I am in a baby's body. All those novels where correct. Truck kun really can send you to some places. Although I am missing my loved ones, but isn't this a greatest thing that happened in my life? Who can say they experienced an amazing phenomenon from legends, such as reincarnation. Not only I experienced supernatural event and was reincarnated, but I was reincarnated what appears to be in ancient China. I was in shock, so I couldn't differentiate what language it was from the start. But now I am sure, it is Chinese.

I don't know Chinese but I could recognize the language. Currently I was in small bed. Room seems too simple, there is no sign of modern technology. People around me who I suspect are my family members wear clothes what seems to be from ancient china. Unfortunately, I am not familiar with Asian history. So I can't determine what century it is. Well, I was given with this opportunity, so I better use it wisely. So far, my daily routine is sucking mom's breast, pooping, and sleeping. But I can't be relaxed. I would guess that like in every country, in this century, wars where very common. I don't live in a luxurious palace and commoner's life is quite miserable. I need a plan how to use my previous world's knowledge. First, I need to learn language. Usually babies start talking at age of 10 or 11 month. I am sure I can say some words even now if I try really hard, but I don't want to scare my parents. Instead of being acknowledged as a genius, they might get afraid and think I am some kind of a devil possessed baby. So around seven months would be enough time to prepare and say my first words in Chinese. Before that I must listen carefully what family members say, observe surroundings and accumulate as much information as I can.

It's been few weeks since my plan was born. I never left the house. I know my family members are mother father and a grandfather. I never saw any other family member. Sometimes instead of my mother some young girl takes care of me. At first, I thought she was my sister but more I looked at her interactions with my family, more I was sure that she was just some kind of a nanny or a servant. That was good. That meant I wasn't the member of lowest class in a social pyramid. Suddenly mom grabbed me. She went through few rooms that looked almost the same as my room and then she went outside.

I was excited to see the outside world and started smiling. Whenever I smiled mom would hug me even tighter and it felt good. I would of course abuse the fact that I was a baby with a puppy eyes. Outside world was quite unique. It must be summer, sun was bright and weather warm. I tried to observe surroundings. This place looked like a village. So far, I counted around thirty buildings. Probably there are more but my field of vision is obstructed by mother. Another observation. Some people are wearing similar clothing like my mom. And those people including mother get respectful looks from others, who don't wore those attires. Probably clothing is the one way to demonstrate your social status. It was like this in many other countries, so ancient china should be the same. Soon we arrived at some building. Mom went inside and put me on bed made out of a bamboo.

Some older lady came into the room. She smiled at us and chatted with mom for a while. I still couldn't understand a word. It was hard to learn language without knowing a single word. Soon their attention was directed at me. Older women came close. And smiled at me and I also answered with smile. Then she opened her palm and some kind of an insect appeared out of nowhere. I got terrified at that sight. Can you imagine insect of almost size of your head? What the fuck? I know Asian people eat insects, but I am just a baby chill down people. I can't eat that shit. Nooo, save me. I started crying and looked at mother's direction.

Suddenly, I felt warm, it wasn't warmth like when I felt from the sun. It was hard to describe, it felt very comfortable. I stopped crying and looked at the old lady. In her palm there was some kind of ball of light instead of the insect. What? Is this some kind of super cool ancient Chinese medicine. But no way if they had such marvelous techniques why I never heard of it. I have seen many fake miracles in internet. This was different. Is this magic? Could it be that I reincarnated into a different world. Or maybe in a parallel world. Until now I was almost sure that I was in ancient china. If I think about it, I was reincarnated which was on itself supernatural event. So why can't there be also a magic. Hmm, that's right, in novels I have red on earth, MC was mostly reincarnated into some kind of magical world. Wait, novels? Magical light? Insect? Ancient Chinese theme? Did I reincarnated where I think? The novel someone recommended, and I was reading day before my college class. Did I reincarnated into Reverend Insanity world?