Alvin x Cross

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Alvin cutely sharted in bed as he woke up, yaenig and looking at the sunrise, and as he looked he realized, "I'm the worst." At this time his boyfriend woke up. "Hey cross, wanna dance to some opera uwu" cross looked at Alvin as if he killed his brother, oh wait his brother is almost dead. But then Alvin added "and after the dance, do you wanna go to rwstaurant I wanna shart in your lap" Cross smiled and wiggled out of bed like a worm, "yes 😏" he replied "I swear to fucking god I will divorce you If you dont change clothes" Alvin complimented cutely. Cross hopped into a random suit that appeared from nowhere without any context, then he yeeted Alvin's fluffy ass to the closet, "you dress up to" Cross!snas replied. Alvin was angrily flustered, but he got into a suit, and then crawled onto cross's shoulder as they leave. They go into a opera that once again appeared out of context because I am stoopid, the non existant security looked at Alvin and cross and let them in, knowing they are super fancy. As they entered simon looked at cross's thick juicy ass and  thought "I shall bite." Simon hopped down from the ceiling because he is secretly spiderman and bit Cross's ass with his buck teeth. Alvin saw and anger infuriated him from tail to hair. Alvin pulled a knife out from his pocket that the security let in for some reason and then stabbed simon. "Ohmygod daddy Alvin save me uwu" Alvin smiled