Jungkook
"I fucking hate you!"
"Jimin, you don't mean that..."
"No, I do! I can't believe you did this to me!"
"It was an accident, I didn't mean to knock your phone in the toilet!" I pout. Jimin glares at me, arms crossed.
"HOW DID YOU NOT SEE IT SITTING ON THE COUNTER?!" He shouts.
"WHY WAS IT THERE, PUT IT ON THE SHELF WHILE YOU SHOWER NEXT TIME!" I narrow my eyes at him. We hold each other's stare for a moment before bursting into laughter.
"Y-You're such a dumbass!" I cackle. He wheezes beside me, gripping onto my arm for support.
"I-It's kinda funny." He wipes his eyes. "But you owe me a new one. The latest version."
"Whatever you say, Min." I roll my eyes. "Gonna take care of it this time?"
"Maybe don't use the bathroom while I shower bitch." He scoffs.
"Don't shower while I try to piss, asshole." I shoot back.
"You have a death wish don't you?" He scowls, tackling me to the ground.
"MIN NOOOO!" I screech, trying to protect myself. He pokes at my side, and tickles me. "ST-STOP! YOU WIN, YOU WIN, JUST STOP!"
"Nope! Not until you apologize!" He grins.
"FOR WHAT?!" I scream.
"For being a meanie face and knocking my phone in the toilet!" He laughs.
"FINE, FINE IM SORRY!" I surrender. He climbs off of me and smiles, pressing a kiss to my lips.
"Love you Kookie~"
"You're lucky I love you too, hoe."
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Jikook Oneshots
FanfictionA book of random Jikook oneshots that pop into my head. I'll take requests as well. I'm
