Will you be my valentine?
I'm really, really hot.
I live in a large mansion
And I own a super yacht.
I drink Champagne for breakfast
I eat oysters for my tea.
I have a load of servants
Who do everything for me.
Not everything is perfect
I'm sure that you won't mind
I've got a very loving heart
And I'm very kind.
My nose fell off last Wednesday
It really was a shock
I found it underneath the bed
And keep it in my sock.
You'll have to speak quite loudly
I only have one ear
My teeth fell out on thursday
I had better make that clear.
Some other bits are missing
But we'll not go into that
My hair fell out on friday
But I've got a wicked hat!
So, come on, take a chance on me
Regret it you will not
My temperature is off the scale
I told you I was hot!
A/N All applications should be addressed to Owain Glyn, bed 6, ward 12, St Michaels hospital for the congenitally optimistic. penzance.
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Owain Glyn
