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boba
good afternoon, sir and happy valentines day

sun☀
bitch fuck off, you're the reason why i was getting teased all day on thursday. and how dear you text me like nothing after abandoning me for 2 days

boba
i should be saying that to you. eun-yeong was mad at me for having a "boyfriend" and jin-ae was teasing me all day yesterday to. plus, i have my reasons for "abandoning" you

sun☀
whatever, happy valentines. i'll let you slip this time and stop calling me sir, it makes me feel old

boba
yes sir

sun☀
stfu

boba
anyways, jeju really liked the bacon treats that you sent over

sun☀
at least some one appreciated me using my hard earned money to send them over a treat 🙄

boba
in my offense, jeju never asked for anything

sun☀
you never asked him so i could have never known

boba
he's a dog. he can't even talk

sun☀
you don't know that. when he's alone he might be having full on conversations with the dust mites

boba
i'm with him 89.9% of the time, so i'm pretty sure i'm right

sun☀
you don't know what happens the other 10.1% of the time

boba
yes i do, i happen to have cameras installed

sun☀
i hate you and this is pointless so moving on. i'm bored entertain me

boba
do you have anything you want to rant about. ranting usually makes time pass by really quick.

sun☀
thinking about it, yes, yes i do

boba
what is it

sun☀
yk those vending machines that every mall has that have the drinks inside, that's literally in the wall.

boba
i think i know what you're talking about, continue

sun☀
the other day i went to the mall with my friends, and i got thirsty so i went to grab a drink from those things

boba
yeah...and

sun☀
so it was  snowy that day so the mall had the heaters on and i had a black trench coat on with a hat and a mask . which wasn't the best clothing choose when the mall was blasting hot air. so basically i was dying inside of my coat of sweat and heat since we were in a hurry and running around basically all day.

boba
you could have just taken off your coat yk that right?

sun☀
i know that but i don't want any body to see my stick-like arms

boba
Is THE sunoo admitting that he has a imperfection

sun☀
yes i am, happy

boba
idk how to feel so i'm just gonna say, okay.

you're in a band though, so you're probably in good shape because most of the time they dance with their songs. and plus, you said you dance so probably not.

sun☀
moving on

so anyways, i went to grab one of the sweet teas that were inside. i specially remember reading "ice cold", so i did what any person does and paid.

boba
any normal person like me would have to stand infront of the machine for a few minutes trying to figure out which one they wanted and to make sure they wanted that one. and then would take a few more minutes thinking about if the price tag is good.

sun☀
you're not a normal person so you don't count so shut up

boba
wtf do you mean, if i'm not a normal person then what am i?

sun☀
a fucking alien that was so ugly and stupid their parents decided to abandon them in the world of the humans

boba
and you say i'm the mean one

sun
cuz you are

boba
suck my ass

sun☀
i rather get buried alive

boba
jump into a hole and ✨never come out✨

sun
violent much

boba
i hate you, i'll just leave it at that

sun☀
that's interesting

Thanks for reading! I hope you guys have enjoyed this book so far, but it's been all over the place but i think it's coming together now? Anyways, bye!

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