Peter Parker Oneshots

Peter knows a princess???

Unknown to any of the avengers, or the wakandan royalty, Peter and Shuri have been best friends for almost a year. They had accidently met when Shuri was hacking the tower like usual and somehow got into contact with Peter by hacking his phone. After that he somehow hacked her and they became close friends bonding over science, star wars, vines, pranking their families, and lots of chaotic things that would be 10 times more terrifying if they met in person.

Whenever Peter was talking on the phone or texting her the avengers just assumed it was Ned because Peters relationship with both of them was so similar. Peter and Shuri decided not to tell their families that they knew each other knowing it might be a good opportunity for a prank later.

So when they learned T'Challa had to go to the tower for avengers business and was bringing Shuri along they jumped at the opportunity to confuse the shit out of them.

-Time skip-

-Avengers Tower_Third POV-

"you better be ready for this parker or I-"

"Shuri shut up I hear someone"

After setting his phone down Peter got up from his seat and walked over to the door peaking through the window on it. Not seeing anyone, he just decided it must have been a fly or something he heard because of his enhanced senses until he saw Mr.Stark come around the corner looking on his phone.

Peter quickly walked over to his phone telling Shuri he had to go and that he would text her later. Seconds after hanging up Mr.Stark walked in just to see Peter typing on his phone.

"Hey kid the Wakandan royal family are coming by tomorrow, the princess is about your age so you can show her around just try not to embarrass me"

"Sure thing Mr.Stark" Peter says with a straight face trying to keep himself from laughing

-Super spooky time skip to the next day-

3rd POV-

Tiny Stank was wondering where the kid was. All of the Avengers were inside by the landing pad awaiting the wakandans arrival. Tony assumed the kid must've been doing homework or maybe even forgot.

-super tiny time skip losers-

Right after the wakandans arrived and came inside, the avengers who were unfamiliar introduced themselves awkwardly.

After all getting acquainted they were about to walk towards the meeting room when peter parker without his spider-man suit crawled into the room on the ceiling.

"ew a spider" Shuri said with a grin appearing on her face.

"ew a fat, ugly, depressed bitch" Peter said without missing a beat and a complete straight face.

To say the avengers looked terrified would be an understatement, but before any of them could speak Peter did a flip off the ceiling landing in front of Shuri.

What happened next confused them even more. Both having large grins on their faces they suddenly moved into the exact same pose with both of their arms out in the air and one leg up and bent at the knee.

They both bowed then started doing a handshake that seemed to start out normal but continued with fake punches being thrown and trying to kick each other in the face. After about thirty seconds Shuri suddenly crouched down and swept peters legs from out under him.

The avengers and T'Challa watched with wide eyes as Shuri helped him up and swung an arm around his shoulders waking towards the door as if none of the previous events had happened. They could hear them excitedly conversing about lightsabers as their voices slowly faded as they reached the elevator.

Slowly, Tony and T'Challa turned to look at each other and whispered in horrified voices "oh god there's two of them"

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-End of this chapter-
I'm probably going to create more parts of this story later on but they'll mostly just be Peter and Shuri being an iconic duo. :)