Sarcasm and sass is my love langue y'all, so have fun. Oh a Trigger warning: There's a swear in this one XD
When one door closes
another one opens.
Or you can open the closed door.
That's how doors work.
The four most beautiful words
in the English language:
I Told You So
Optimism:
Everything sucks,
might as well find something
to smile about.
I feel like water
solves all problems.
Want to lose weight?
Drink water.
Clear face?
Drink water.
Tired of a person?
Drown them.
Be the reason
someone smiles today.
Or why they drink.
Whatever works.
Before you criticize someone
you should walk a mile
in their shoes.
That way,
when you criticize them,
you're a mile away
and you have their shoes.
Always give 100%,
except when giving blood.
I'm sorry you don't like me
Not everyone has good taste.
Shut up.
I wear heels
bigger than your dick.
You may think
I'm a horrible person
But deep deep down
I'm much worse.
I love sarcasm
It's like punching someone in the face
~but with words~
Just an extra long one today because I haven't posted in like, forever. Sorry about that btw. Plus I am such a sassy and sarcastic bitch, so yeah. I might do another one of these in the future cause I actually really enjoyed this XD Have a great day y'all. Love you guys!!
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