you fell down the stairs again today, your co-workers laughing at your misfrotune. they took ur. fucking money and called u names. but they weren't the worst bullies, oh no, the big baddie was ur asshole boss, bob. bob was the thiccest minion around and he KNEW IT. he would always taunt u for being the flattest bitch in the office. this time he pointed his yellow finger at you and sneered. you stood up and collected your thigns that fell, but you couldnt find ur wallet. bob held it up in front of u "looking for this?"
you gasped in disbeliefe, bob had stolen ur wallet and taken ur money. you started to tear up and screamed at bob "I HATE YOU!! AND I HATE THIS JOB! I QUIT!" you stormed out of the office building in your blind rage and didn't notice bob hold out his hand in an attempt to stop u. he sighed longingly after you left and opened ur wallet. after pocketing the $50 in there he also took out ur license and stared loningly into ur beautiful E/C orbs....
you went to drown your sorrows like everyone does, by going to the McDonalds playplace and shoving the little kids off the tower. the parents didnt seem to mind that much, and you stole some chicken nuggets too. after wiping your tears away with a little girl's hair, you noticed a familiar thicc minion (the ONLY minion in the city) struggling to get thru the door. he was far too thicc to fit. you climbed down from the tower and walked over to bob. "what the hell do you want?! cant u see im bussy?!?"
bob sobbed, "please come back, Y/N, the comapny isnt the same without pushing u down the stairs and stealing ur money." you gasped, you were,,,,, wanted???? you took a moment to regain ur compsure. "no, i quit and i stand by that! now if you'll excuse me i have to terrorise children some more." you started to walk off but bob grabbed your sleeve.
"wait, Y/N!!" he cried, everyone in the McDonalds starting to stare at you. bob shifted his feet nervously and looked at the floor. "ypu see,,,, Y/N,,, i,,,,, i-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i,,,,,, i love u" You GASPED, bob, the thiccest, sexiest, minion had just confessed his love for you?!?!?!? you looked away blushing, "well, bob-senpai,,,,, i-" you struggled to find words. you felt your mind go hazy, was this really happening?
"maybey,, bob-senpai,,, just maybey we can make this work out." bob gasped in surprised and pulled u into a tight hug. it would be be strange at first, dating the thiccest man in the office, but maybe,,,,, this bullying,,,,, was ,,,, love?
"thank, Y/N!!! i love you"
"haha, can i have my money back pls"
"no"
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TO BE CONTINUE IN CHAPTER 2: UNFAITHFUL THICCNESS
YOU ARE READING
50 shades of minion (thICC MINion x reADEr!!)
Romanceyoure y/n, a girl new to her job and ur boss, bob, the seXy thicc CEO bullies you relentlessly. but,,,, maybe this bullying,,,, is love?!?!?!?!??!?!?!/1/??!?!
