the new night guard is.. A KID!? (discontinued for now)

1: getting the job

Y/N's P.O.V

I panted as I ran away from that hellhole of a home, backpack in hand. 'hah.. what a bunch of dumb asses, lol' they clearly don't realize that a FUCKING CHILD, four years old, to be precise, CAN'T GET A FUCKING JOB! they'd think I'd be 'too young' or they might ask 'where's your parents?'

my parents seriously must be dumb AF to think that I can manage to get a job at this age. I continued to walk until I stopped in front of a random pizzeria. 'wait- isn't that that kids place that everyone loves so much..? I mean- it says their hiring, so I guess I can give this a try.' I thought as I walked in through the doors of the place. children were running around and screaming. my eardrums were honestly so broken by now, that I'm practically immune to this. I then proceeded to walk down to the office, and kick the door down like the bad bitch I am. the owner at the desk jumped from the sudden noise and looked to see me, the coolest child in the world, standing there in all their glory. "uhh.. what brings you here, kid..?" asked the guy at the desk.

"don't mind me, I'm just here for the job" I said as I strutted my way towards the desk, and hopped up onto it, the guy stared at me as if I was on drugs or some shit. "wait- aren't you a little-" "too young? oh please, I've heard that sentence too many times, just give me the job" I said. the guy just hesitantly nodded "uh- okayyy.. just sign these papers, and you'll be good to go!" just then the guy pushed a piece of paper towards me. after I signed the papers, I saluted and naruto ran out of that office, and out the doors. I already know that I'm supposed to be here at twelve, so I got that covered. I then ran into a nearby Alley way, because there was no way in hell that I am going back home with those Asshole parents of mine. after that I went inside a random box and fell asleep, waiting for the time to pass until at least 11:50 hit.