Nat
You ever have that feeling of being in an outer body experience well that's what I'm having now. While making my husband almost shit his pants.
Yupp Sin and I are still married, we had kid number 5 a year ago. Bunch of damn splits and one stick. If you're wondering why my husband is about to shit his pants, well because you see we're in a high speed chase.
"Nat slow the fuck down ,babe you are riding the bumper , what are you doing ?. "
"Dont you dare let go of that fuckin wheel, Nat you said you wouldn't kill this chick all she did was ask for directions."
"No Sin she wanted to fuck you , I seen the look in her eyes. And I'm not going to kill her Harley has a dance recital in an hour. Don't wanna show up bloody."
" Now shut the fuck up ,this is your fault out here talking to weird ass women."
"Nat she only asked for directions baby , you know I don't want anyone but you . One you are batshit crazy , two I don't want another bullet in the ass , or a knife in my hand."
"So hear me when I say there is no need , for me to cheat I have enough crazy to deal with."
"The fuck are you trying to say , Sin cause that shit just sounded so fuckin sexy."
Returning my attention back to the task at hand. I wasn't going to kill the bitch , maybe kidnap her for a little bit. Nope I was gonna have to kill her ass , I couldn't risk her running and my P.O finding out. I glanced at the time ,and fuck me side ways , I wouldn't be able to capture this chick and kill her . Harley's dance recital
Was in five minutes.
Choosing my babies happiness over , killing some chick whom tried to get Sin won out.
I jammed on the breaks and Sin's arms, jutted out in front of his body. I watched him take calming deep breaths. Which I knew was not working out to well , because he was turning redder by the minute.
" What . The. Fuck. Nat."
"Sorry babe but we have to get back , for Harley's dance recital."
"You are fuckin nuts , Nat I can't believe you ,was gonna kill...... No you know what, I can believe it but Damn it you have to stop this shit. I'm not burying no more bodies."
"Sin shut the fuck up because , half those bodies in the pit belong to you."
"Nat that was different they actually tried to fuck you, not ask for directions."
"Same thing love , same thing now let's get back to the school."
Just as I said that my phone rang,
"Hellllllooooo my favorite brother in the whole wide world."
"Nat where are you guys the whole club is here , at the recital per your orders but you two are missing."
"Oh yeah we'll be there shortly ,we had to make a stop."
"Hey guys I think they might have killed someone again."
I herd a collective series of again , Damn was it Nat or Sin , and of course my father was in the background saying" that's my kid."
In my defense Sin is just so fuckin sexy , I can't help it he brings the crazy out of me. I don't know what his excuse is though.
Like the dude at the gym was trying to help me , with the weight machine .Sin went all psychotic and attacked the man , causing us to lose our gym membership.
That man is currently missing a finger or two and is deaf in his left ear.
I zone out the conversation Sinister is having with my brother and drive.
When we pull up to the schools parking lot , Sin gets out of the car while I check my make up.
He walks around to my side of the car and opens the door.
I step out of the car and walk away , with Sin locking up and following behind me.
"Damn whose mom are you , sweet thang."
Some guy calls out , I felt Sinister before I saw him his hand banded it self around my waist. He pulled me back into his crotch area and whispered in my ear .
" I'm gonna knock you up again for my sanity's sake , or I'm going to add to the pit in the yard tonight."
"Oh baby I love it when you talk, psycho to me gets the panties all wet."
"I know it does , my shit is hard thinking about, fuckin your brains out while I drill holes into that fuckers skull."
"Damn that shit sounds so fuckin sexy , I almost came. You and I are fuckin tonightttttt."
"Yes we are my psycho wife."
"Mmmmmm you know it."
Sinister guided us to where all the club members were seated . My father and brother, were seated side By side until nanna hit them with her cane. Then everyone noticed us.
" Damn it's about time you two showed ,I thought we were gonna see you on the news again." Mix said.
"Or get a call that they are in holding again." Keys said .
Sin and I just took our seats and waited for my baby of many to perform. Harlem , Heaven, Herra, were seated down in the front waiting for Harley to perform. Sofia would dance towards the end of the program. I didn't see my youngest though ,I would have been concerned if I didn't see Havoc in Mason's arms.
He loved my kids dearly and he was actually about to be a dad. One of the club soul eaters volunteered her uterus , to have a baby for him.
The dance teacher came onto the stage , to kick things off . We all clapped when The girls came out on stage. Minko ; Mix and Kiko's daughter was standing next to Harley. When the girls seen all of us , a big grin broke out onto their faces .
I herd sniffling and looked at the source to see , that Mix was crying and KiKo was telling him to shut his soft ass up. Turning my attention back to the girls whom danced so beautifully.
When their portion of the recital was over they took a bow and tiptoed off. Next was Sofia's group she look gorgeous in her white glitter tutu. She looked more and more like my mom everyday. She was officially mines and Sin's we adopted her legally after I had Heaven and Herra.
Once the recital was over the girls had racked up on flowers and teddy bears.
Sin gave the girls roses with Twenty dollar bills, wrapped around each rose. All the other little kids looked jealous ,because the girls had two dozen roses each.
Everyone gathered back into their cars and bikes, to head back to the clubhouse for dinner . When we got there it was commotion at the gates .
"What is going on daddy."Sofia asked .
"I don't know butter biscuit , stay in the car okay."
He didn't wait for her reply before stepping out of the truck. He and the guys piled up at the front of the gates. Next thing I saw was cheers and the gates opening up.
Sin walked back over to the truck to get in ,and I asked.
"What the hell was that ?"
"Ummm Phaze is home."
Well shit on a muffin man's doughroller.
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Well lol guess who's back to , ills this was just a little taste of our resident psychotic family.
Just know we get a lot more psychotic in book 2. If you though book one was something
Little devil's you have know idea,
Love Momma Devil😈😈😈😈😈😈
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The Devil's Scouts Playground
ChickLitNat and Sin have been married for five years now , and couldn't be more happier in their psychotic Marriage. Sin thought everything was sweet until his wife's sanity is tested once again when their neighbors daughter threatens their bubble of bliss...
