Straight With Exceptions

Chapter 1 Fallen Angels

aloha bitches, my first fan-fic i am only in season seven so  ya if destiel int hawt fight me oki bye btw im lazy so im prob not gonna have capital letters, sorry not sorry

    Bobby, Moose, Crowley, and Dean were in the bunker, just sitting around with some light conversation. Gabe and cas were somewhere in heaven tryna work angel stuff out. They were supposed to get here soon, so dean was awaiting a call from cas. 

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          Cas blinked, his gaze was blurry, last time he had such a hurtful feeling, he was human. He decided to walk into town to see where he was before calling dean. or sam, but probably dean. He walked into town trying to find a sign or map of where he was. He found a map and realized he was only a few hours drive away from the bunker they were staying at. 

             He tried to use his magical zap thing but after awhile deans voice saying "no it just looks like your pooping" rang in his head. 'great, how do humans even live.' He thought. He picked up his phone and called dean. "Dean" "Cas" he said through the phone. "Where are you, what happened? You're on speaker now" "I-i think the angels are falling from heaven, Raphael ( for me hes still alive if hes actually dead idc) 

                  Did something to clear the angels from heaven so he can do something- but I haven't reached that part yet." He said to them. "What about gabe?-" sam asked. "He'll be fine, just call him, lovebird" Cas said. After he told him his location dean said that when he got into the town, which would only be a few hours, that he would call cas to ask where he was. 

            Somehow~oh yes how randomly~ He found a liquor store. He felt into his pocket where dean had given him like 175 bucks to spend, if he was ever human again. ok so i have no idea how much alcohal cost or how much you need to get hammered (coz i have parents rotflmao) so just bear with me.

            he decided that he was going to buy as much as he could, sam had once told him that it gave you strength. He decided to buy as much as he could and sat in an alleyway, slowly drinking all of the drinks he bought until his phone started vibrating. He picked it up and answered. "Cas?" Dean said through the phone. 

         "HELLO THERE NOBLE NIGHT" cas sang through the phone. "JESUS CHRIST my ears just blew up." "What's wrong with him-?" sams voice said. "What the hell is wrong with you?" He asked. "I'm in the alleyway next to the liquor store by the way" he sang. "oh hel-" he heard before they hung up. Cas saw the impala pull up next to him. He carried his drinks inside.

          He popped the lid off of the whiskey as he slid in, undetected. Dean had gotten out, looking for him. Cas sat on top of sams lap. "outta my seat, moose" sam immediately got out and went into the backseat. "Sometimes I wonder if he's just up my ass" dean said "HELLO THERE DEAN" cas said. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" dean yelled "GET OUTTA MY ASS CAS" he pursed his lips "I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS OUR THIRD DATE" he yelled back. 

       He shook his head and pulled out of the parking spot and headed toward the bunker. "So uh- what the hell happened to you" sam asked "I FOUND  A LIQUOR STORE, AND I DRANK IT" He yelled. "and? are you-" sam started before he remembered the last time this happened but it didn't stop cas from stopping. "DONT ASK STUPID ASS QUESTIONS" he said. sam realized he was more drunk now with the added ass, he mused.

       After awhile dean turned on the radio to hear heat of the moment. Cas screeched the lyrics: "I NEVER MEANT TO BE SO BAD TO YOU. ONE THING I SAID THAT I WOULD NEVER DO. A LOOK FROM YOU AND I WOULD FALL FROM GRACE. AND THAT WOULD WIE THE SMILE RIGHT FROM MY FACE. DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO DANCE. AND INCIDENT AROSE FROM CICIMSTANSE. ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER WE WERE YOUNG. AND WE WOULD SCREAM TOGETHER SONGS UNSUNG. IT WAS THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT. TELLING ME WHAT MY HEART MEANT. THE HEAT OF THE MOMET SHOWED IN YOUR EYES" dean switched it off. "ok fuck-eye"

         When they got to the bunker cas was falling over dean. He looked at him and said, "Hello dean" and promptly fell asleep. Bobby and Crowley just got back with Gabriel. "Is t a problem that i feel safer around gabe with his powers gone?" dean asked. gabe smiled and he and sam went to sam's room.