Chapter 4: Poor Fuji-Chan!

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by joemamma_101

by joemamma_101

(Note: this takes place when Jimmy food poisoned Yuri-)

Haruhi POV:

"WAHHHHHHH" Is all I heard... I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but I literally FELT Fuji-Chan's cries. In my ribs. Fuji-Chan was crying on a nurse's bed where Yuri was laying on. I wanted to be nice, so I tried to comfort him... tried to. Key word: TRIED.

"U-uh... It's going to be alright, Fuji-Chan!" I tried to comfort him the best I could. That sure was hard. It's not easy to comfort someone who degrades themself as much as Fuji-Chan does.

"What the hell, Fujisaki-Kun-? I never knew your cooking could be THAT bad." Toono said with a rather... strange face.

"It wasn't the cooking... although it looked like shit. Anyways, it was the peanuts. Yuri's allergic." Tammie-Kun said.

"Imagine being allergic to "nuts" Shika-Senpai giggled. Although, I don't really get his joke...

"What does that mean?" Toono asked. Sadly, he was responded with an 'I hate virgins, they don't know anything!'. How rude Shika-Senpai is!

Fujisaki POV:

I-i... I can never forgive myself. Yuri-Kun is dead and it's my fault. If only I could just be enough for him ONCE in a lifetime... I couldn't control the tears running down my face.

"YURI-KUN, I'M SORRY!!" I bawled.

"Relax scrub, Shitty Yuri sadly isn't dead. You just food poisoned him. It was the fuckin' peanuts you gave him." Tamura scolded me. It felt like even if I knew Yuri-Kun was alive, I still feel empty...

3rd Person POV:

"WEEE" The pink-haired male exclaimed as he sho- I mean sat up in the bed.

"YURI-KUN, YOU'RE ALIVE!" Fujisaki lit up. "I'm SO, VERY SORRY I was so bad at cooking that I hurt your circulatory and digestive system!"

"Yee Yee! Cum, Come!" Yuri-Kun said, in some.... weird gesture?

"What. The. He-" "Welcome back Yuri-Kun!" Haruhi cut Toono off. "We were so worried!"
Haruhi had to let Yuri-Kun feel welcomed back.

"Who the hell is 'we'?" Tamura said, scoffing with his arms folded.

"Hey, don't be so mean! Anyways, who's down for cookies I made!" Kashima said, trying to lighten the mood.

"Did you say... COOKIES?!" Akemii said, with stars in his eyes.

"I just wanna hit Control-Z..." Toono said, defeated.

(394 words)