YELENA ONESHOTS (AOT!)

☀︎You Kinnie!

• I will be using The Promised Neverland because honestly, I don't know what's anime everyone has watched except AOT.
• F/C - favourite character
• F/F - favourite flavour
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You munched on the last piece of your F/F cookie. The fresh air that the fan was emitting hit your face, blowing a couple of hair strands away from your delicate face. You turned the page of the manga you were reading, smiling when you saw your favourite character. You frowned, licking the crumbs left on your fingers away. (you disgusting rat)

Your eyes were glued to the pages, no matter how much you tried to not re-read the manga you would end up doing it. You loved F/C, they would make your heart beat faster and blush. Yelena took a notice of this a few months ago, and she did not like it. She knew it was just a fictional character, yet it annoyed her to the core. It bothered her how you would act like a kinnie, or how you would spend thousands of dollars on manga and anime figures, instead of saving up for a car or something much important. (Hahah me.)

Yelena would constantly tease you, reminding you how much of a weeb you were. "Stop it, it's not funny," you would protest "at least I'm not addicted to guns, I don't fetishise that shit." The two of you would constantly tease each other, no matter where and when. It's been like this for years but only got worse when the two of you decided to get married.

"I rather get a dog" she would argue "at least they move and don't stand there and do nothing but look pretty."  There were no actual arguments between the two of you, just bickering. It was your money after all, and Yelena couldn't say shit about it.

You rubbed your temples, you were surely going to have a headache. You placed your manga down, closing it and letting out a long and deep breath. You stood up and made your way to the kitchen, glancing at some pictures that you had hung up a couple of days ago. They were pictures of your family, even though they weren't very supportive of you being (your sexuality), they still loved you and tried their best to deal with it. They were never rude to your wife either, if not the opposite.

You smiled, looking at one specific picture. It was you and Yelena, sitting on the edge of a pool. Oh, how her smile made your heart flutter. Both of you were wearing matching bikinis. Yelena had black rope knot bottom and a white top. You could see her toned stomach, a perfect six-pack, and a small gun tattooed on her waist. Those toned arms and broad shoulders that you loved, and her juicy thighs. (Cuz come on, we all love juicy thighs.)

You, on the other hand, wearing a black and white triangle bikini. The both of you were on a cruise that day, before getting married Yelena promised you she would take you on a cruise for your honeymoon, and she did so.

You smiled once more and turned around, opening the fridge. You were hungry, basically starving even though you just had eaten an hour ago. You scrunched your nose and rubbed it, something you normally do when you're bored.

Reaching some of the things was hell due to Yelena's height. There was always something that you couldn't reach thanks to Yelena, the blonde would put things where you couldn't reach them on purpose.

You looked for a stool under the kitchen cabinet, placing it where you wanted it to be and stepping on it. You reached for a box of cereal, shaking it to see if it had any left. After grabbing a bowl and pouring the cereal, you looked for the milk, adding it to your snack. You were looking for a spoon when you heard footsteps, turning around just to face Yelena.

Her hair was messy, which was rare because she was always brushing it. She was wearing a Nike sports bra and some trousers. She yawned, rubbing her eyes and cracking her knuckles. The tall women stretched, a bunch of cracking noises were heard.

"Afternoon Y/N" she tiredly said, walking towards you and patting your head. You figured she was taking a nap, after all, you hadn't seen her in a while. Then you noticed, it was 6 PM. "It's afternoon already, the hell" you commented.

"Mhm" her sleepy voice was adorable, deep but somehow cute. "I was caught up with the manga-" you were cut by Yelena snickering. "You damn kinnie, there's not one day you don't read those things. Instead of cuddling with me, huh." She did a dramatic pose and acted like if she was hurt. You rolled your orbs and gave Yelena a small smile "I'm sorry I just really enjoy reading it."

Yelena shrugged "well then", stood next to you, arms wrapping around your shoulders. You quickly took a notice and pftd. Without asking the handsome blonde you made her a bowl of cereal. Yelena took a notice but didn't say anything, a bowl of cereal sounded nice right now. "Could you get me some fruits?" You asked, giving Yelena a small smile.

She nodded, grabbing some fruits from a fruit basket and handing you them. She had given you two bananas and a mango, which you quickly peeled and cut into little pieces, adding them to the cereal. No words were exchanged, the both of you grabbed the bowls and headed to the living room to watch some news.

Later

The both of you were getting ready for bed. Yelena was taking a shower whilst you were sat down legs crossed on your shared bed watching anime. You were wearing a navy blue, an oversized shirt that said anime made me gay, and some grey boy shorts. You didn't really feel like wearing a sports bra, so were wearing nothing underneath. You scrunched your nose and rubbed it, making it turn slightly pink.

You were too involved in the episode, so you didn't see Yelena coming out of the bathroom. She was wearing boy shorts, that was all. It didn't surprise you after the both of you got married, Yelena started sleeping with little clothing or no clothing at all. She said that whenever she slept with clothing she would wake up covered in sweat, which confused you, Yelena had installed an air conditioner.

She gave you a tired smile and went over to her nightstand, grabbing her hairbrush. "Can you brush my hair?" she asked. You nodded and patted Yelena's side of the bed. It didn't take her too long for her to get there, the room was big but so was she, it only took her 4 steps to get there. She sighed, sitting on the edge of the bed and handing you the brush.

You immediately started brushing her hair, luckily it wasn't wet like usual, so it was much easier to brush. You ran your hard through the soldier's golden hair locks, humming one of your favourite lullabies. "Uhm, you know that store that sells figures?" You said. Yelena gave you a nod "What about it?"

You shrugged, "I saw they had that Norman figure, if I get it the figure itself would be completed, you know." You heard Yelena click her tongue, "Be straightforward, babe." She e ran her hand through her undercut. You rolled your eyes, "Can we go tomorrow so I can get it?"

A chuckle was heard, "Sure." You smiled, hugging Yelena from behind and placing a soft kiss on her neck. "I love you." You whispered. Yelena turned around, giving you a wide smile. The blonde cupped your face and kissed you roughly, laughing against your soft lips, "I love you too, my kinnie."

"Yelena stop calling me a kinnie!"

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I'm so bad at describing that I got mad and started screaming inside a cup, pls💔
- I genuinely love the word kinnie, it describes me so well 🦧