herreh wuz at da durzzleezz. then the weasels decided to buzt down da firepleys becuzz
they SUCK. dhen da weasel brother give duddle man long tung with his pihg tael and hes sad. (One Vote=One Prayer For Duddle Man) then dhey go bak and THERE IZ KIDDITCH MACH WITH CRUMY. Herreh iz happeh ahnd rawn weasel and hermynee grunger iz there ahnd dhey happy. THEN... teh dead diner came ahnd they were helpers of VoldyBort! herreh decided to abandon hiz wund and bleymed it on Dinky, a howze elf. rawn weasel, hermynee grunger, and everyone else hahd no idea tho. then it wuz time to go to Hogwash. at Hogwash mr mad man, da new deaf dark arts teacher wuz heer! then triwzrrad time and SUPAH SCERY. the first one wuz draagoons. dragoons wuz there. herreh used accio to awesome his brom ahnd off they go! then time for EGG HINT. THE EGG said: REEEEEEEEEEEEE. then they put it in da water and it said "uH.... SmElll ThE ToEs, FiNd uS In waTeR, we gEt FiNS, We aRen't frOgS buT wwE'Re NeAt!" herreh guessed it was next mermaids so then, herreh decided to go to THE NEXT TRIWIRD ternement. mermaeds were in there! HERREH SAVED THE WEASEL GIRL AND RAWN WEASEL. then.. last bit. they had to go through da maze and it wuz scary. they kept changeing and it wiz scerryy! then Crumy hurt the flewer delecewer and it wuz BADD. THEN THE. CUP MADE THE SPARE AND HERREH GO TO SPOOKUM GRAVEYARD! VoldyBort was there and killed Sedrick diggers. then VoldyBirt was happy so they did a dance party with jazz music for Sedrick diggers's death. Herrreh snuck away and used teh cup to go back home. he told everyone and hurt da fayk mud-eye-mudders badd because he SUCKS. the end.
