Step One: Scream at people. Like, A LOT.
Step Two: Take out all of your anger on others. It will help you become the meanest and rudest dragon in Pyrrhia! Example:
Me: Hi Glory
Glory: Tsunami, why do you have seaweed on your neck?
Me: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY SEAWEED!!!!!
Glory: What was that abou-
Me: Punches Glory in the face.
Glory: What was that about!?
Me: I'm still angry from a week ago!!
Glory: Why are you still mad about something that happened a week ago?
Me: BECAUSE I CAN BE!!!
So yeah, just do that and you should be on your way to being extremely rude.

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Tsunami's Guide To Being Rude
FanfictionHey It's Tsunami, and I wrote this to teach you how to become the rudest dragon in Pyrrhia! Me: Okay Tsunami this has gone too far. LOL