GORDON FIGHT ME

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Buenos días everybody,
How u doin?
So today i was like: "Es hora de comer."
But i didnt know what to eat.
The thing is, the only thing i was able to make up until a few days ago was an egg and those noodles packet thingys.
But i thing tuesday i was like: "the restaurants have been closed for to long, maybe i should learn how to make my own fried rice." ( I had been craving fried rice sonce the dinosaurs went extinct.)

So i did.

It went wel🙂.

To make a long fucking story short i ate fried rice as lunch and dinner for 3 days straight.

But now...i kinda have enough of the salty shit and i want sugar. So im makin this:

Its a good alternative for human flesh

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Its a good alternative for human flesh.( Did u know that in some places eating a persons flesh is legal if you have that persons consent?)


Even tho cooking is fun, im kinda scared.
Im scared that i'll actually start to like cooking and that it'll become my hobby and that ill start a cooking channel and gordon ramsey (or however u write his name) will find it which will cause him to cuss me out saying that my cooking sucks and that im a donut😀.

But that is a problem for the future 😌.

Can you cook?

Im listening to All Star by Smash Mouth rn and it reminds me of u (cus ur an allstar hihi🤭).

Au revoir my babies.

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