And Then I Woke Up..... As Frieza? WTF!

And Then I Woke Up

Ok, this is gonna sound crazy but my name is Klaus Farlin and this is my story.

I see trees of green...

I chuckled at the ring tone and answered my phone.
" What's up? "
" Yoooo Mandy and Bruce are throwing a huge party at bruce's dude you have to be there, Mandy is inviting all her friends including most of our college's cheerleaders!" I thought about it, I was in my second year of Robotics, I just grinned a bit.
" Alright you bringing anything fun? I got some good flower. "
" Man I'll talk to Toby, you know he will be there, that guy has all the best pills. "
" yeah yeah you right, so what time is it starting? "
" around 8:30. "
I glanced at the clock on my nightstand it was already 3.
" I'll be there around 10. Gotta be fashionably late you know?. " we shared a laugh.
" well I'm a let you go, Dante. "
" See you tonight broski. " then I hung up. I pulled out my laptop and worked for while. Once I was finished it was about 6:30, from there I ordered pizza. I finished eating around 7:30, then I decided to shower for the party.

I stepped out of the shower and glanced at the mirror, my torso covered in scars. My breathing quickened and I was drawn into my memories.

" Its all your fault. "
Crack!
" it was perfect before you ruined it. "
Shing!
" I wish I never had you at all!"
Smack! Drip, drip.
" I hate you!!! "
Then the cutting began.

I screamed at the mirror. My hands on either side is the sink, fighting to keep my dinner down. I took deep breaths throwing on basketball shorts and heading into my room. I opened my window then grabbed my papers and weed from the nightstand, went out onto the fire escape and smoked. I actually had a prescription so nobody could say shit to me about it lol.

About 2 hours later I'm hopping onto my motorcycle and zipping to bruce's. I got there and the party was in full swing. I ran in, saw Dante talking with Toby I nodded to them then went over to Bruce and Mandy.
" this is fucking lit!"

We partied all night and well into the morning, I crashed in a guest room super high and super drunk. I fell asleep with a smile on my face tho. I knew it was fake happiness but it was happiness all the same.

And Then My Friends I Woke Up... Staring at What appeared to be silk curtains. I sat up and ran my hand through my hair, only to find no hair and to hit some kind of horn, when I retracted my hand it too was abnormal though mostly just in color. I leapt out of bed, surprisingly far too. And in the lavish room I was in I noticed a mirror and for the first time, at least at first, I was relieved to see one. Unfortunately my relief turned to shock, then horror as a familiar and very fictional appearance stared back at me.

I went to sleep, and woke up as frieza, FML