And Then I Woke Up..... As Frieza? WTF!

Miserable Monkeys

Authors Note: due to lack of planet names I'm gonna be ripping some from other fandoms it's not crossover tho cause I'm just using the names.

The doors opened and the three saiyans entered. Kneeling quickly Vegeta spoke first.
" we have completed our mission, Planet Catia has been cleared and ready for sale. "
I smiled, the saiyans shivered all at once. Which of course made my smile widen to a grin

" Well done, I have another assignment ready for you however..." I let my voice trail off. They looked at me confused for a moment, my attitude likely throwing them off.

" The weak one will not be accompanying you. " I finished, they looked confused, or rather nappa looked confused, Vegeta seemed to rage silently and Raditz seemed torn between relief and fear.

" I am sending you to planet Ryloth, the average power level there is 10,000, with your ape forms you and the brute will manage vegeta, however the weak one will die. You saiyans are oh so rare, I can't have you dying on me, not to mention he is not only the weakest sayian but perhaps the weakest fighter in my forces. Sure he could beat medics and technicians but is that impressive? No no it is not. " my voice started as a comforting calm but became more serious for the last two sentences.

" I understand Lord Frieza. " Vegeta was trembling but had a small grin on his face at the thought of finally getting a worthwhile job, and all that was required was leaving the cowardly low class behind. I could easily read his features. Nappa just seemed dumbstruck, emphasis on the dumb part. Raditz also trembled but mostly in fear of what I have planned for him.

The saiyan elites left after eating and I went to the elite training room, to the confusion of many. After all frieza never trained. Upon arrival I kicked everybody out and began learning how to use frieza's body and techniques. Punching and kicking were simple enough though incorporating the tail was tricky thankfully muscle memory aided me there. I couldn't try the Death Ball or the Supernova because it would total the ship, I did manage a Death Beam and attempted a Death Slicer but had trouble getting it to work. The last thing I tried was frieza's telekinesis, this came quite easily.

After an hour or two I called Raditz over his scouter demanding he join me here. He arrived 5 minutes later.
" Hello weakling monkey, I have decided that we will be helping each other. " he looked confused. So I generously elaborated.
" You will be showing me how you make your energy electricity and in return I will help you raise your power level. " now he looked really confused but nodded slowly.

" Very well my lord. " He calls forth his Saturday Crash and begins to explain.
" Ki is an energy, which can be harnessed many different ways, the unfocused blasts are most common along with more concentrated Beams which can be large and aimed towards vaporizing targets like Vegeta's Galik Gun or smaller piercing ones like your own Death Beam, even rarer still if you compress it then release it quickly powerful explosions like Nappa's Giant Storm are possible. However living creatures with a brain produce bio-electricity to command there bodies through there skeletal structure, to use electricity you merely apply ki to the existing bio-electricity and push it outward. Like so. " he fired his attack at the wall and it exploded into pink electricity. I stared at him for a while as the room went silent. He was fidgeting a bit before I spoke.
" You are smarter than I thought you would be, but upon reflection it makes sense your weak, but have survived on jobs that should have killed you. Likely through strategy and trickery. I will be attempting to accomplish your trick later however first I will start to complete my end of our bargain. " Raditz nodded before asking.

" how do you plan on strengthening me? Is there some secret to your power? "
"Oh no, this is my first training day since very early childhood. For you, well your familiar with the saiyan races power, the one called the Zenkai Boost right?"

Raditz went pale, then his right knee exploded with pain as a Death Beam pierced it. I appeared behind him and slapped him aside with my tail, restraining myself as to not kill him. Using my Telekinesis I picked him up and beat him off the floor until he lost conciousness. Then I called Didoria and had him bring Raditz to the healing tanks. I checked the time on my scouter, still an hour and a half til my videoconference.

Well I have two things to work on so I guess here goes nothing. I focused on what Raditz said and after about 25 minutes I made my fist spark, I then spent 15 minutes increasing the strength of the electricity and created two new techniques. The Charged Death Blow, and the Death Bolt. The first a simple punch with powerful electric currents surrounding my fist and the other was similar to Death Beam but was a bolt of electricity.

In the remaining 50 minutes I first figured out how to change forms 1 at a time up to 4th, this took 20 minutes, then how to go from 4 to 1 and back again, this only took 10, then I spent the last 15 minutes practicing raising my power from 1% in my 4th form to 100% by about 20% at a time. Finally I left with 5 minutes to spare with a leisurely stroll towards my throneroom. ( I left the hoverchair there cause it would have gotten in the way otherwise.)

Awaiting the call to come up on the large monitor about the door in the throne room I sat on my throne ignoring zarbon and didoria's panicked looks.
" Zarbon fetch me a glass of wine, or rather bring a bottle and a glass. "
He ran off and quickly returned, and just as I brought the glass to my lips the call sounded. I paused nodding to didoria to answer it. The monitor turns on as I take a nice long sip of my wine. I lowered the glass to see the surprised face of King Cold quickly turn to a scowl.
" Hello Father. "