My Current Events

Brian Williams

so once upon a time there was this guy named brian Williams

and he was on tv a bunch

but he he was a grade a motherfucker

and he lied on national television like a l;ittle bitch

so the show was like THESE SHANANIGANS CONNOT GO ON ANY LONGER

so they kicked him out and he cried all the way fucking home and his life sucked boohoo

so after a couple years of self discovery 

he started selling honey for a living

but if you recall the incident of '07 

so according to national law berry was fucking pissed as hell

so every bee in the world stung brian

and thats the story of brian williams death

fucking briian

wHAT THE HELL

my current event

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