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What to do if you have ebola

  Ebola contrary to popular belief is sweeping the nation. Millions are infected and some are even dying.

   Side effects from Ebola are:

  Turning dark shades of green

extending your arms out in front of you due to the muscle tightening

Not being able to chew with your mouth open

Losing sense of direction

and rotting esophagus

So some of these are pretty severe but in rare cases, usually you can’t even tell when a person has Ebola.

     Ways you can spread Ebola are:

Breathing

Smelling

walking

eating

and also blinking

Listening to Psy, Justin bieber, Robin Thicke, And Elevator Music.

  There are ways you can prevent getting Ebola

Like:

Living in a bubble

Living under the covers

Spinning in chairs

And singing the alphabet often (Preferably 89-496 times a day)

There are recent studies that Listening to Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Tonight Alive, Green Day, Taylor Swift 

What to do if you have Ebola.

Moan

Groan

Flop around

Recent studies from the book What to do When Your Teen has Ebola By: Fora Quify Says

“When Your teen has Ebola let him/her die in pain because at least their out of the way.” Which I think has some serious truth.

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