The next day sasuke went to the bathroom to poop but it didn't come out, So he started singing can you feel my heart he had a whole moment singing his heart out. he realized he was gonna be late so he got ready fast, and ran to the training field he saw everyone there except for kakashi.
Sakura pov
why is sasuke not here maybe because of his moment whatever I was yesterday was entertaining but embarrassing my obsession with him died down a little. I saw him running here and act like nothing happened. I pulled Naruto to the side and asked him did you see what sasuke did yesterday. Naruto nodded and laughed. We headed back and saw kakashi.
sasuke pov
I really wanna make out with myself i needed make a clone so i can kiss myself so hard i started to smirk "why are you smirking" naruto said "hn" i said back. kakashi said we have a mission so we went to the tower it was a D rank mission so i left and made a clone and made out with myself it was so good🤤.
no pov
Sasuke feel asleep until a loud crash was heard he woke up "what's going on he said" he walking downstairs keeping guard he saw another version of himself so he ran and kissed it so hard they made out so hard sasuke was like omg i'm so hot and the other sasuke was like no shut up peasant broke people should never laugh poor ugly idiot emo. sasuke one started to cry "WAAAA I GOT BULLIeD BY MYSELF GRRRR WAAA" sasuke two was embarrassed and left and banged his head in a tree and died.
Sasuke pov
i saw myself dead i was so sad i started to cry like a baby then i dragged his body and chained him up
"good boy" i said MmmMmmMmMmM~ NnNnnNm MnMmmMmMm~. Naruto walked in me doing that i cried like a baby and peed myself 🍌
