Tales of the beyond: discord in Discord

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                                                                              Chapter One: Denial
 
  Pillars of smoke rise in the distance, and Dale looks over the disaster that he caused. With sickening pleasure he yells in triumph over the wasteland and walks away. As the echo of rejoice washes over the wreckage of what was once known as the "Orange discord server" (strange name for a town if you ask me) Several figures can be seen crawling out from underneath a smoldering wreck, one who looks like a  young fish with legs, and another who looks like the cross between a cat and a gremlin. They both stand up and brush themselves off and survey the damage around them. The cat gremlin thing looks at the fish and says with a disappointed look,
"well Grassy, you really did it this time"
"How the hell is this may fault in any way, shape, or form?!" Grassy responds.
"I know your not responsible, its just easier to blame the nearest annoying person and call it a day" 
"ok, screw you too Yottacat, we should go look for any other survivors"
Grassy and Yotta start walking around the wreckage of the once thriving town of Citrus and start calling out names 
"MIHIAAAAA! LUNA? YOU OUT THERE?" Calls out Grassy, with no response. After a few hours of searching with no luck, they decide its no use to keep searching the smoldering wrecks and begin walking south, when suddenly a red portal appears out of thin air in front of them and a figure walks out of it. He is wearing a helmet with a fedora on top of it as well as a black supreme jacket and holding a container. He steps out and says "oh heya Grassy, sup Yotta, I got a bucket of chicken, you guys want some?"
"um, doom...?" Yotta begins to say.
"what's going on? why are you guys......" He looks behind them and sees the smoldering wreckage of the OrangE server. 
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND HERE?!?! I WAS GONE FOR LESS THEN 30 MINUTES! WHY IS EVERYTHING DESTROYED???"
"Well, 1. OrangE decided there was to much trolling going on in the server and decided to thanos snap the server, 2. YOU were gone for a lot longer then 30 minutes, and 3. see response 1." says Grassy.
"yeah, you were gone for hours dude" replied Yotta.
"Ok, that still doesn't explain how everything is just GONE. Legit I was here just moments ago, left for a little while, and now everything has been just reduced to ash and dust." 
"well there's no point in sitting here talking about it, OrangE Committed deletus la fetus to the server and we should go look for anyone else stuck in rubble"  After searching for awhile, they found a few people who were stuck, got them out and sent them on their way. Soon the sun began to sink below the horizon and decided they better find a place to stay for the night. so, with no water and a half eaten bucket of chicken they began walking south, looking for a new place to call home. They walked for about 30 minutes before coming across a think forest, and decided to spend the night along the tree line. They didn't have a tent, so Doom just burned a spot on the ground and sat down around it. As they sat around the makeshift fire, Grassy (Who is a "Merm" not a fish, they look the same though) looked up at doom and said "So, what WERE you doing when the server got yeeted out of existence? You never elaborated on that."
"I was driping and tearing, then had to stop for some lunch."
"dude, no one likes that phrase, stop using it." Yotta said with a look of annoyance.
Doom replied with "oh come on, that phrase is pure gold, and I'm gonna use it to death"
"whatever, I'm going to sleep, you guys should sleep too." Grassy just looks at doom, shrugs, then lies down. Doom does the same, they close their eyes, and slowly drift off to sleep.
                                          
                                                                               To Be continued 

 


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