After the Fall of the orangE discord server, The main influencers need to find a place to congregate were dale the menace cant bother them. So begins the journey to find a land to call there own.
Rustling leaves can be heard in the trees as a soft breeze blows through the dense woods. On the edge of the forest, A makeshift campsite can be seen, with three figures sleeping around a dying campfire. With the fire almost out, most light comes from the thousands of stars above of them. The branches in the trees slowly sway from side to side as the world around the drifts into peaceful slumber. For Grassy, it seemed like mere moments that she was asleep, when suddenly, she woke up to Yelling. "STOP EATING MY CHICKEN, GET YOUR OWN!" "Aeeeeegh." "I DONT CARE IF YOUR HUNGRY, YOU NEED TO ASK FIRST!" "Aeeeeeeeggghhh." Grassy jumps off the ground in confusion, and sees Doom trying pull the bucket of chicken away from a llama that's wearing headphones. A lot of thoughts go through her head suddenly, ranging from a logical "Why the hell is there a llama here" all the way to a ridiculous "wtf is cheese" (don't ask why she thinks this, its better not to ask.) She looks over her shoulder at Yottacat who is leaning against a tree. He looks over at Grassy and givers her a "Best to just let it be" look. Meanwhile, Doom manages to pull the bucket away from the llama and takes a look inside. "damnit, you ate ALL the leftover chicken. I was gonna have that for breakfast" "Aeeeegh." Replies the llama. "I don't want to buy more chicken, I'm saving up for something. And even if I DID buy more chicken, you wouldn't be getting any" "Aeeeeggghhhhhh." Doom looks like he was about to object to what the llama said, but decides against it and says. "Ah, forget it." Yottacat walks over with a look of pure confusion on his face and says "You mind telling me what is going on here? Where did this llama come from, and how can you understand what its saying?" Doom looks over at Yotta and responds with "Well you see,um, im not sure how to say this, but this llama is Noobgamer. Don't ask me how I know, or how I can understand him, I just can. "Aeeeeeegh." Yotta, who doesn't look any less confused, looks at the llama, then back at Doom, then back at the llama. After a few moments of looking back and fourth, he just lies down and says "This is just too confusing for me." "same here." Grassy responds. Doom looks at them, and with a sigh of exasperation he says "I'm sure we will figure out what's going on eventually, but right now we need to focus on finding something to eat." "Aeeghhhhhhh" "I said I'm not buying anything" "Aeeeeghhhh?" "fine, Challenge accepted" "What did he say?" says Grassy, taking on a look similar to Yottacat. "He challenged me to a Minecraft 1v1, whoever wins has to buy breakfast. normally I would say no, but I got a good feeling about this one." Responds Doom. He lifts his arm and presses a few buttons on a hidden console, and a red portal appears in front of them. Noobgamer and Doom walk through the portal, and it dissipates behind them. Yotta Gives Grassy another look of pure confusion as the walk over to the spot the portal appeared. Suddenly, another portal appears behind them, and Doom walks out holding several paper bags, while Noob follows him with a look of disappointment on his face. Walking over to the burnout fire pit, Doom calls out to the others for them to get over there as he starts pulling out food purchased from IHOP. "So, I'm guessing you won?" Says Grassy as she grabs a stack of pancakes. Doom replies with "Yes I won, I guess Noob forgot that he doesn't have apposable thumbs anymore." Doom Guy suddenly ducks as a spitball fly's over his head. "spitting is going to get you nowhere noob, so lets just eat and get moving." They all gather around the fire pit and start eating until all that's left is a few crumbs and the unused napkins. Once they have all eaten their fill, the get up and start walking south, along the tree line. Every once in a while one of them would trip over a root, or get hit in the head with a tree branch, but other then that, nothing very interesting happens. A few hours go by, when suddenly they see a log cabin with a person wearing a cowboy hat siting in a chair in front of it. They all walk up to the house and call out to the figure sitting there, but get no response. Yotta cat walks up to the person and says "Excuse me sir, could you tell us where we are?" No response. "Hello? Is anyone th.. .WHAT THE F**K?!" Yotta falls over as the hat falls of the man, revealing a dry skull with missing teeth. As he hits the floor, the skeleton suddenly shutters awake and looks down at the group in front of him. Its hard to tell what his expression was, but he manages a sort of skeletal grin and says in a rattily voice "ahh, visitors! Its been along time sense I've seen new faces around here. And who might you 3 three be?" Yotta stumbles back onto his feet and says "Um, I'm Yottacat, and these are my friends, Grassy, Doom Guy, and Noobgamer." "Hello!" "Sup." "Aughhh." The skeleton man raises his boney hand and says "My name is Beengo, nice to meet you." Each of them (Except Noob) Each walk up to shake Beengo's hand. "So where might you 4 be traveling off too? There's not much around here except trees and rocks." "I'm not sure, I guess were looking for a new town to call home after our old one was destroyed." Grassy says. "Well, if yall are looking for a new place to call home, my brother Cheengo is the mayor of a town on the other side of the forest. He might be able to set up some living arrangements for you." "Wait a second." Doom interrupts "You are related to THE Cheengo the skeleton? The one that committed 17 war crimes in the country of Siberia? That Cheengo?" "No, A different Cheengo. But I am related to that one as well. All skeletons are related to each other, I thought everyone knew that." Beengo responds. "Aeeeghhhhhhh" Says Noob. "Yeah, I did not know that either." Says Doom guy, "Beengo, could you point us towards the town?" "Sure thing." He raises his arm and points into the woods and to the left. "Oh, before you go, do you people need any supplies? I have no use for food and water seeing as I'm a skeleton, and I might have some cans of Soup in the pantry." "Do they have meat in them?" Asks Grassy. "No, I don't believe so, let me go check." Beengo gets up from the chair and walks into the house. A minute later he exits with a leather bag filled with bottled water and a few cans of soup, as well as some camping supplies. "Here you go, I have no need for them anymore. I hope you find theme useful" "Thanks, we really needed this" Says Yotta, taking the bag from Beengo. "Yeah, Thanks." Says Doom "We should get going before it starts getting dark." "You be carful now, some say there are real dangers in those woods." Warns Beengo "I'm sure we will be fine" Grassy responds, as they start walking in the direction pointed out to them. Noob, Being a llama, is given responsibility over carrying the bags. After a few hours of walking, It starts getting dark, and they decide its time to set up camp for the night. Doom Gets some wood and starts a fire, while Yotta and grassy look for anything useful they could use around them. After about 5 minutes, A fire is lit and they all sit around it. They start talking about what they think the town will be like. Yotta thinks it will be like a little hamlet, Grassy thinks it will be like a more modern city, and Noob thinks its gonna be "Auuuggghhghhh" (His words not mine). The only person without an input was Doom, who just sat there listening, until the conversation died down, and all that could be heard was the crackling of the fire and chirps of crickets.
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