You...what?-Dream x Reader Crack

blerghh

Re cap

MOM I WAN

*re cap fin*

y/n look back at him,stumbling to catch my breath

"you-OMG WTF DUDE ARENT YOU GAY?!"

"YOUVE GOT A POINT BUT DAMNc"

",????"

"Howd yu say amquestion marks out lodu??" Paused the writer,then continuint "loud*,my bad"

y/n looks at Dream,half expecting a a explanation,half expecting a a explanation,half expecting a a explanation,half half half haf hafafafafafa

"Y!,n!look,i know ur y

,but with yoout you im nothing,",
Confuzef,y^n looks at Dteam

"But,im not air,im not eater,nor am i Lukes father!"they say,as a dissapointed Luke Lakeyeeter keeps posting "have u seen yhis mand" posters on the bear thats been folowing him around

"No,you may be no godchamp,nor a chirhc,nor a cburch,jsisbeusb church"Dream stumbled,confused as to why op didnt delete those fuck ups

"But famn,you r so much as my yeehaw to my kerosene"

Y)(n gasped "GASP!"

"Really?!"

"Yes"

"Really???"

"Oui"

"Really?!"

"Si"

"Really doe?"

"Da"

"Really man?"

"No"

"Re-HEY,THATS NOY UR LINE!"

Drem laughed

"Letd tuna together"

but in came,GEORGE GEORGE GUGLE GOG
And he was holding,nothing other than
..
...
.
.

A CAN OF AGED SALMON!

"WHO ARE YOY?!"stated y/|n

"HIS HUSBAND!"

Dram gasped "GASP?!SINCE WHEN?!"

Grig looked at Dream,bling bling head scene before saying "we legit just got married 5 minutes ago bro wtf?"

Y_n sighed,"GASP!"

???

Y-n gasped,"SIGH!*"

rude

Y}n dies on the spot,

----$time skip#------

Y♤n awakes,at in um,hospital bed

in the distance they could hear led lights,colour zybra,gross

"Where i am,am i what,whuh"

Nect to them landed an arrow,anf next to the arrow was robinhood red,wearing green fornsome fucking reason smfh

Now y@n was sure they were hallucinating
And in..hell?!no,purrrrgatory meow

Y/ñ:passes out**

----10 years l8---)
Un le paso le Y=n-l=l= y>n wakes up,confused as to where they r

Next to them,THE LOTTERY MAN FROM LAST CHAPTER WOAH AND ABRAHAM LINCOMUNICATION,DAMNNNNN BITCH GOT SOME

abraham linkedin. spoke up

the lottery man,pyssy,says"you diedz,u in heaven u sinner gop" anf he hops away,as a frog would do,that fucking ribbit

"I amwhzbwus DEAD?!"YN WONDERS
YN JUMPS UP,AND THEY R INDEED

IN CLOUDS
WOAH
THEY FLY

Ytn looks down,below them is dream and e-guy gog,they seem to be wed

ahain?!

again?!

-"'
"Gogy,do y take dream as ur e-wife?"
I do,and its george not g-"

'fucknudle green soup,do yer stanky ass smiley ass fucking bitchass face face takes grueg as ur blue puddle of greg?"
"meh:"
"Pog yall matried"

As y_n cried,they noticed,Dream
The gay guy that kissed them,hilding a bi flag behind him

As he kissed grug,the true man of their now resparitated life

The salmon doe,an untold mystery,who knows the yeets and burgs from it 🤪🥺😓
Jk lmao it married thanos and learned ze karate hoh

FIN SCENE