BB Tales

AI 1 : MOLESTATION TRACK

AUTHOR'S GUESS OF STORYLINE AFTER RACKING OUT BRAIN ON THE NEW PROMO😏

[The nutcase writer here cannot control her excitement for the upcoming track and so, has decided to come up to you with her guess for the night... If you feel offended, do comment. No probs! And yes, you can bash me for this crap, but I can't help😝]

As shown in the promo, the scene starts with Anirudh entering the room and feels dizzy - indeed Kaka's jadibooti wala laddoo is taking it's toll on our poor beloved Barrister babu😢

Anirudh [thinking to himself]: Yeh kya horaha hai mujhe? Chakkar kyun aa raha hai?

Bondita [thinking to herself]: Pati babu aagaye! Ab ham khoob saare masti karenge! [giggles to herself]

Anirudh, supporting his forehead with a hand, sees there's someone on the bed. As shown in promo, he looks from left and right and slowly make his way towards the person. When he finally sits on bed and tries to interpret the person, he finds out its Bondita. A wave of fury washes over him as he remembers Kaka's words and finally undertands why she is actually here. That's when he gives that perfect meme material face - you know that thakur wala look😂 [as given in the above picture🤪]

All this while Bondita understands there's something off with Anirudh.

Bondita [thinking to herself]: Yeh kya ho gaya hai Pati babu ko? Yeh aise kyun dekh raha hai mujhe?

By this time, Kaka's jaadooyi laddoo has worked its dark magic on Barrister babu and our poor, poor Barrister babu is completely converted into Nasheeli babu😫

As seen in the promo, Anirudh bent forward to Bondita and throws the ghoongat over her head and jumps up like in promo [I personally love that scene bcoz that was the scene which actually promised the night would be hell crazy😅]. Bondita looks up appalled at her pati babu's not-at-all-acceptable-and-nonsense behaviour but smiles seeing the expression that he gives her - somewhat drunk [believe me it's hell comical😅, if only you can imagine that!]. Anirudh's face comes closer to Bondita's and he slowly whispers. [Caution - there's nothing romantic to it😁]

Anirudh: Bondita...? 2+2 kitna hai?

Bondita [suddenly getting enthusiastic - you know our girl, right?]: 4!!!

Anirudh: Very good! [gives a weird grin, shaking his head - you know the one's nasheelis do] Ab batao prakash samshleshan ke dauran pedon se kaunsi gas bahar nikalti hai?

Bondita: Oho Pati babu! [slams her forehead with her palm] Itna bhi nahi jante ap? Oxygen!

Anirudh [gives that smile again]: Khoob bhalo! Batao Gandhi Ji ka janm kab hua tha?

Bondita [gives a smug smile]: 2 october 1869 ko!!!

Anirudh shows an impressed face and claps rhythmically.

Anirudh: Wah Bondita! Tumne toh saare prashnon ka uthar sahi diya hai! Tumhe inaam zaroor milegi!

Bondita's face lit up.

Bondita: Inaam bhi hai?

Anirudh: Haan zaroor. Kyun nahi hoga? Tum ek kaam karo inmein se kisi ek ko chuno.

Anirudh produces two fingers. [All this while his body language is kinda off-beat - remember, Nasheeli babu😂]

Bondita examines the two fingers carefully and after ample thoughts, touches a finger. Anirudh makes a funny face and pouts.

Anirudh: Matlab ham luka chuppi khelenge...

Bondita jumps up from her seat.

Bondita: Shotti?!!!

Anirudh gives that smile again and pinches his neck. He replies, simultaneously shaking his head in a yes - all with the Nasheeli babu's swag🤣

Anirudh: Shotti!!!

Bondita frowns at him and asks cautiously.

Bondita: Pati babu...?

Anirudh: Hmm...?

Bondita: Ap theek hai na? Apko kuch dikkath hai kya?

Anirudh gives a confused look and lift his left hand to show his muscles and taps it proudly, giving a smug grin.

Anirudh: Mein bohot swasth hoon Bondita...

Bondita smiles and jumps out of the bed while Anirudh imitates her. Both goes for a couple rounds of Luka chuppi and then may be khoda chammat khayi and who knows, what all traditional Bengali games Bondita knows. Needless to say, Bondita wins every one of them and claps in excitement and happiness while Anirudh frowns and pouts - even making blow face at certain points to which Bondita laughs hysterically. After being hell tired in their world of happiness, both comes back to bed and Anirudh let himself fall to the mattress with a thud. Bondita places herself at a comfortable distance from him and leans on the headboard.

Bondita: Bohot masti ki hamne, hai na Pati babu?

Anirudh [in a faint tone]: Haan Bondita...

Bondita: Ab ham har din aise hi masti karenge na?

Anirudh [snuggles into bed]: Hmm...

Bondita: Ham har raat aise hi khelenge na?

Anirudh: Hmm...

Bondita: Aur khoob padhai bhi karenge! Ab toh ham donon ek hi kamre mein hai!

No response from the other side.

Bondita: Pati babu...?

Silence...

Bondita: Pati babu...?

Mute...

Bondita: Lagta hai so raha hai Pati babu... Aj khoob maza aaya. Aj se har din aise hi khoob masti karenge mein aur Pati babu [she giggles to herself and goes to sleep in the same position]

The night went on peacefully [the silence before a storm, ofc!🤣]. Morning sunrays graced Anirudh's eyes and he woke up rubbing his eyes, instantly feeling a head ache making its way to his poor, poor head. He groaned and opened his eyes to see Bondita's sleeping face [Note - She's still sleeping leaning on the headboard]. Anirudh's eyes widened in disbelief and he almost knocked himself down while attempting to jump out of the bed. He racked his brain to remember what exactly happened last night and immediately thought of Kaka giving him the jadooi jadibooti wala laddoo and how he felt dizzy after the same. Anirudh stormed out of the room and well... you know what happens next🤷‍♀️ Yeah that's right! He won't do anything! His vocal chords will do the rest!🤣🤣🤣

Actually I wanted Bondita to sleep in the sofa but with the condition of Anirudh, I knew he won't mind or even think of it. But somehow, I feel this is more sensible. And also, I desperately wanted Anirudh babu... Oops! I mean, Nasheeli babu to do a Naagin dance🤪 and all but we all know Anirudh babu isn't really immune to Nasheeli substances as evident from previous episodes😁 And that's probably why Bondita won every game too, lol😂

As I said, you can bash me for this crap but I meant it when I said I can't help it😁 And if you feel its not upto the mark. I'm sorry for that. This is the beat I can do🥺

P.s.: We crossed 25k reads! Hurray!!! So this is kinda gifting update for my lovely Jaanus! If you feel it was rather a headache for you, I'm so sorry🥺🥺🥺

Yeah, Ily all🥰

Love,

MS❤️