BB Tales

CHARACTER INTERVIEW : Trilochan Roy Chowdhary

[*Your beloved, most dearest, loving Writer babu welcomes you all to join me in interviewing the eldest member of the renowned Roy Chowdhary Parivar. All are requested to be seated in front of the chairs placed specially for you all in front of the haveli verandah. Within few minutes, our object of torture - ahem - I mean, our beloved Kaka/Kaka Saur Ji/Zamindar babu/Chalta-phirta- CCTV Camera/Trilochan babu will gace us with his presence. All are requested to patienly wait for your chances*]

"Namaste! Namaste! Namaste!" [*Exits the haveli front door with folded hands and that warming smile*] 

"Arre wah! Jab Lekhika babu ne humein iss Sakshatkaar ke bare mein bataya, tab humne socha nahi tha ki itne sare log humse baat karne yahan aa jayenge. Acha hai, acha hai. Weise, humein ap sab jante honge phir bhi hum khud ka parichay dete hai"

[*Stabs his chadi in front of him and squares his shoulders with that self-possessed attitude*]

"Hum hai Zamindar Trilochan Roy Chowdhary! Tulsipur ke Zamindar babu, ap sab ke Barrister babu ke Kaka aur humari [*an adoring smile graces his lips*] Bondita bahu ke Kaka Sasur Ji. [*Back to Zamindar poise*] Ab aur batane ki zaroorat toh nahi hai na? Hum ummeed karte hai ki ap sab theek thaak honge. Weise, baat yeh hai ki humein yeh karyakram jald se jald khatam karna hoga. Woh kya hai na, humein ek zaroori kaam se bagal ke kheton ka daura karna hoga. Toh kya hum shuru karein?"

[*Sits on his majestic chair in front of the verandah*]

[*Jaanus agrees by nodding heads and I give the green signal too*]

"Khoob bhalo! Khoob bhalo!"

Jaanu 1 – What do you think about Anirudh and Bondita's current situation and how's it going to shape up?

[*Your Writer babu translates in Hindi to an earnestly listening TRC*]

"Dekhiye, baat kuch aisa hai ki sach bataun toh humein khud nahi pata ki humara uss nalayak – ahem [*clears his throat*] humara matlab hai, pyara beta Anirudh kya soch raha hai ya phir kya karne wala hai. Woh humari ya kisi aur ki baatein maan nahi raha aur upar se bekar ki zidd leke beidha hai. Ab ap log hi batayiye, hum karein toh kya karein?! Isiliye darsal humara nirnay yeh hai ki hum savdhan rehkar jo kuch bhi ho raha hai, use dekhke halat ko samjhe. Lekin haan, hum ap sab se vada zaroor karte hai ki chahe jo ho jaye, humare Ram-Sita ko hum kabhi alag nahi hone denge!"

Jaanu 2 – Apko kab se chashma laga?

[A dare from Writer babu – Three chances for you to guess who asked this wonderful question ;)]

[*TRC lowers his chashma and smiles dismissively*]

"Arre yeh? Yeh toh bas... err... das, gyarah saal hogaye honge [*waves his hand uninterested*]. Hum toh ab bhi jawan hai na? Kyun Lekhika babu? [*I wisely ignores that question*]. Ab yeh sab chodo bohot hogayi chashma, vashma ki baatein mein... Aur kuch puchna hai toh puch lijiye [*gives that all-tooth-showing grin exclusively set for Kalindi Ji only*]

Jaanu 3 – KSJ ... here , ..right in your front, .. on the other side of the screen! .. Yeah! ..umm.. Hello, Sriyanshi here from "The Barrister Babu Times". I would like to ask you some questions to pacify the curiosity of your fans and our readers! So, KSJ, did you have any love interest in AALFR? If yes, who was it? Why are you unmarried?

[*Your beloved Writer babu translates and our most beloved KSJ's face turns whiter and whiter with every passing word*]

[*TRC squirms in his seat and refuses to keep eye contact with my poor Jaanus – especially Anshu*]