Trump x shrek

😍😍😍😍😍awww😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

K so where was I? Oh yea so like after dunkin, trump took shrek to Paris!!!

"Shreky poo, I have ermmmmmmmmmm a-a-a-a-a—a-a q-q-q-q-a-question fo ya"

"What do u want fool!" Shrek said

"To rail-i mean ummm well..."

"Well spit eh out!" Said shrek

All the sudden trump got down on one knee and said "dude will u like marry me"

Shocked shrek grabbed his 6ft long saggy balls and attempted to smack trump with them but instead trump cought them and twisted them into a knot before yanking out his scissors he had also stored in his booty cheeks and cut off shreks hairy balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

"So will u marry me?" Said trump

Shrek then said "k"

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6 months later

For six months shrek and trump had been preparing a wedding,they couldn't wait

They had decided to have it on the same cliff that Fiona and donkey got thrown off of (so romantic)

As trump put on his long white lacy wedding dress he starred into the mirror and started to tear up, he was about to marry the big fat green guy of his dreams and he couldn't be happier

The day of the wedding came by and everything went perfectly smoothly.........until..........

"Shrek do you take trump to be your lawfully wedded man toy?"

"Eh why nawt" shrek said with that accent trump adores

And do you trump take this ogre to be your lawfully wedded green booty Judy?"

Before trump could say yes the ground started rumbling and everyone screamed. at first shrek thought it was an earthquake but he was proven wrong when her looked over the cliff to see an army of green donkeys!

He gasped when he saw the leader of the army it was Fiona riding donkey up the side of the cliff!!!!!!!!!!

He almost fainted but didn't because he knew he had a soon to be former president to protect. He grabbed don and took him away from the cliff, in seconds donkey and Fiona along with their army had reached the top

"Wha- what's going on Fiona?" Shrek asked

"Do u really want to know?"

"That's why I asked whore 🙄🙄🙄"he responded

"Well I'll tell you then, it alll started when I touched the lil dangly thing that swung in the back of my throat well I did more than that, I sliced it off..." she continued

"Then I punctured my throat but I was fine! Cuz imma bad bleed bleep"as she should queen pop off fiona😍😍😍💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

"Anywho I was about to get up and smack the gay right outta you but then you threw me and donkey off that darn cliff!"

"Mmhm..." Shrek said listening closely

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Shrek POV

Lols the narrator thinks im listening haha what I'm actually doin is looking at her musty feet, yea, I kinda got a foot fetish 🤪🤪🤪🤪

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Narrator POV

Fiona went on "so me and donkey fell but lived cuz we sold our souls on the way down so we couldn't die hehe thennn we knew we had to get revenge but a demon donkey and a demon ogre isn't enough to take down a Cheeto looking former president so we had to repopulate ifykyk heheheeeee"

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Trumps POV

Excuse her I'm an orange looking former president smh the disrespect 😤

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Shrek POV

Omg she did it with a donkey, like 273738292762 times!!!!!!!!!

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Narrator POV

I aspire to be like Fiona- wait what-ummm anyway on with the story Where was I? Oh ya

She went on.........

"So we did it 273738292762 times! Now we have enough children to eat you! AND ME AND DONKEY WILL RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA-

While she was in the middle of laughing the sound of gunfire interrupted her, wait a sec, OMG FIONA JUST GOT SHOT LIKE 37 TIMES

Fionas dead body flops to the ground "MyhahahahHahahah" a pair off laughs follow the gunfire, two people emerge from the fog that came out of no where, one a super tall and skinny looking queen, and like a fourteen year old kid that has no balls.