"That's it." Jen answers, a small smile playing at her lips. "Not that different than our actual relationship."
The two of us share a laugh, a few moments later she sends a strong dig directly to the gut.
"Streep should've won that Oscar." She says, closing her lips tightly and watching as the words sink in.
"Oh, yeah?" I ask, she nods her head proudly. "Well, you're just a big ole lesbian. Not even a good one either, just a massive fucking lesbian who oozes nothing but vagina and cats."
A moment of silence passes before she busts out laughing in front of me.
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"Did you just tell me my vagina oozes cats?" She asks after a few moments of laughing.
