Idiots

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Me: We have a dare  from @pokeloverevoy

Dawn: What is the dare?

Me: Just wear this.

Mallow: how come we don't get one!

Aquatica: Trust me I don't think you want one.

Me: Look at the thing I hung around your necks!

Ash: I am an Idiot... HEY I am not... Look!

Serena: What! What is it!

Ash: My finger!

Me: Ha Ha Paul has an idiot sign.

Paul: Why you slimy son of a b-

Dawn: No cussing!!

Drew: None of us are idiots!!

Ash: *trying to drink water with chopsticks*

Dawn: ...Well some of us are not idiots.

Me: Okay anyways there is also another dare! from @Kshirabdi He/she/they dare for each of his ships to swap bodies!

Lillie: wait a ship ... like a relationship!! B-but I am not ready for that kind of commitment!!!

Mallow: I wonder who he/she/They ship you with Lillie.

Me: Okay we swap ... NOW!

Paul: wow the flowers look ever so lovely!

Dawn: whatever...

Drew: I could really go for some ramen.

May: here you go my love.*Gives him a rose*

Ash: How many times do I have to tell you it is impossible

Misty: anything is possible when you have a pokemon pal by your side!

Lillie: I'm really hungry is there anything to eat here.

Hau: wait i get switched with hau!! *Runs away while screaming*

Mallow: How can anyone wear a shirt it's so uncomfortable

Kiawe: how can you be shirtless I feel practically naked!!

Iris: Ah my pots and pans victor, victoria, shawn, lizzie, christina, and larry!

Cilan: you sometimes confuse me.

Iris: Oh that's not even half of then.

Goh: you know I really miss my yamper

Dawn: no one cares about your yamper.

Chloe: You take that back!!!

Paul: well that was mean...

Dawn: Oh yeah why

Chloe: Because her yamper is ...CUTE!!

Me: or you think she is cute.

Dawn and Chloe: STAY OUT OF THIS!!!

Serena: actually there is 100% percentage that goh meant chloe was sexually attractive.

Clemont: can you speak english

Korrina: Yeah we don't understand your um.. sciency vocabulary stuff.

Drew: wow Korrina's riolu is so huge

Bonnie: That's a lucario May...

Serena: WHAT MY SISTER GETS SHIPPED! I will not allow this nonsense to happen.

Max: That's a little too late to say that. Plus I think Max is kinda cute!

Bonnie: T-thanks...*Blushes*

Drew: ooooo my brother has a crush

Clemont: they grow up so fast.

Lillie: mmm *eating* these are so good

Me: anyways that was a-

Kiawe: WAIT! how are we going to use the bathroom when we are switched?

Me:I I don't know

Paul: yea cause I really really need to go

Misty: I know we will just close our eyes

Serena: Knowing the plan came from you it'll probably fail miserably...

*The characters that switched bodies spent the rest of the night crying due to the fact they didn't want to see each others private parts, but they really wanted to go to the bathroom*

Well that's it for now sorry it took for ever to update this piece of junk I got some writer's block. Anyways please leave your questions and dares!! UwU


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