We've all strangled ourselves accidentally with tinsel right? Well this Christmas I did; We don't celebrate Christmas in the womb and long story short the tinsel looked like a food we had in the womb; sperm steak, so I tried to eat it. And that didn't go down to well with Mum and Dad.
You see for starters they didn't get the whole sperm steak thing and they think sperm is an inappropriate thing for babies to be discussing but I was one not long ago, and besides, I think someone that practically still is a sperm because they're so young, I mean there's a walking talking baby on the loose on top of 2021 having pretty crap parenting rates in general. What I'm trying to say is... GROW UP PARENTS.
YOU ARE READING
The Mirror Man (before dawn)- book 1
Short Story(Mystery/fantasy/comedy/) recommended 12 and above with scenes of drug use and mild language.
