Fandom Ranting

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Fandom: Harry Potter
(I do not own the Harry Potter series it all belongs to J.K. Rowling)

Opinions:

1. Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs are always stock characters. Used in the most miniscule way possible like; "he was partnered with that pretty Ravenclaw girl" well they are stock characters in the series. If they are main or side characters they are your stereotypical nerd or doormat. Only existing to add drama to speed the plot or to give the main character a pep talk.

2. The characters barely struggle with nonverbal spells, seriously in the books almost none but our lovely Miss Granger could do nonverbal spells in sixth year.

3. Our lovely main character is always such a special snowflake; top of her class, quidditch team captain, unbelievably beautiful, and always a girl with blood as pure as the high heavens but doesn't care about it. I would immediately vote a story where the main character is a dorky male of middling talents, middling looks and not really associated with the golden trio or in the next generation. I once read a story when the main character was a boy, I immediately voted the story.

4. Nobody bothers to check the facts of the series. Seriously guys just because J.K. Rowling doesn't bother to also check the facts she wrote doesn't mean you should. It won't hurt to look at your books or just check Fandom online. Nowadays you have information ready in a few clicks its not that hard. Stories with inaccuracies give me nosebleeds because of how easy it could be fixed nowadays

5. Information overload, whenever a side character asks the main character a simple question they break into full broody monolog. "Why do you like acid pops?" Asked Emma "Nobody like acid pops but acid pops are cool. They're often judged with the name acid pops but they're good. Everyone would like acid pops if they would give them a try but no, they'd rather be biased. Keep judging a book by its cover you see. There are people like acid pops out there who are beings judged by their names and how they look. But nobody knows how good they are when they take a leap of faith. I'm ashamed with my generation for having such biases. What did acid pops do to them that makes people hate them huh?"  Estelle huffed, "I was just asking you why you like acid pops..." mumbled Emma.
(A/N that maybe one of the most ridiculous things I've wrote so far)

6. Out of character, I know I shouldn't throw stones from my glass house but, c'mon you guys why is Draco suddenly Casanova? And since when have the teachers gotten so overly lenient? And when did Dumbledore care for main character girl more than Harry? Please, don't change any of the characters personality they are what they are. Its only fine if they switch bodies or got their head bonked idk.

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. Our main character is always an orphan if she isn't one then, one of her parents are dead if neither of them are dead they're abusive demons. Seriously can't we replace the "abusive mom" with the "cool mom" or the "Fire Lord Ozai knockoff" with a "regular dad"?

(A/n this was my first story and boy how it got messy in the end I just am a kid so pissed from reading the same Miss Mary Sue again and again)