OK so there's tons of stories about my old headteacher but here's a couple.
She put her heel through a mat and swore in front of the whole school.
She always had very long winded assemblelies where she'd basically tell her life story.
She was constantly reffered to as the other mother behind her back.
She used to come up behind us student and place her hands on our shoulders which was creepy af.
There's some more that I'll add later