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As he sits at his desk writing, Karl Marx has a sudden revelation. The moment it hits him, his eyes go wide, his hands shake, he drops his pen, and in a fit of emotions he shoves his writings, all of the work he and Engels had written off of his desk onto the ground and slams his hands on the desk, before putting them to his head as a cold sweat breaks out. "Karl!" Engels bellowed, "Karl, my friend, what's gotten into you?" as he saw the overly emotional Marx hastily throwing their works into the fireplace to burn. Marx slowly turns his head to look at Engels behind him, his eyes still wide and vulnerable, sweat pouring down his face. He slowly trudged over to his friend as he quietly whispered "the phone, Friedrich. "What?" Replied Engels, "what are you talking about Karl? What madness has consumed you?" Marx lifted his low held head up to take a long look at Engels before falling to the floor in tears. "WE FORGOT ABOUT THE IPHONE. COMMUNISM=NO IPHONE!1!11!! HOW COULD WE BE SO BLIND, SO IDIOTIC? ALL THESE YEARS ONLY TO FORGET SOMETHING SO OBVIOUS, RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR FACES! HOW, FRIEDRICH!?"
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