MY OBNOXIOUS ROOMIE

1. WHOA WHOA WHOA HOEEE

Olivia Sanderson

"YOU JUST WANT ATTENTION,YOU DON'T WANT MY HEARTTTTTTT"

Ugh not this again, I'm freaking sick of this irritating song. Presenting you my brother, Oliver dickhead Sanderson singing in his most disgusting voice just to provoke my inner Annabelle.

Its unbelievable this jerk was the fastest sperm. I really wish my parents had used condom while conceiving him.

I get up groaning and mutter some curses under my breath whilst marching forcefully with determination towards my jerk of a brother's room which is frigging untidy. His clothes are lying down all over the floor. Books are scattered over the table. How can someone even sustain oneself in this bloody hell of a mess?!!!! Mine is atleast neater than this scumbag. Phew!

He was wearing his favourite hoodie on which FUCKING IS MY MOOD was written ,such a dork . I wonder if he could even get himself one girlfriend !

"Can you please for holy fuck's sake turn that annoying song offf, I'm losing focus on something really serious you mothersucker" I glared at him trying to get that brainless fool understand the severity of my situation.

I really was contemplating about how I'm going to survive my university years of pure torture , about the amazing parties which people can't get enough of , how my fellow classmates would be and how I'm going to woo some of the college hotties there.

Yayyyy I'm pretty excited and nervous too.

Such a fuckin serious problem I got here and that piece of ugh-man shit is vibing on that song continuously for three days which now sounds annoying to me.

"Firstly it's mothafucker and secondly I know you are obviously going to overthink about the dumbest shit so I don't give a single flying fuck my dear little big sis." He retorted trying to act cool while slurping his chocolate shake. Damn I need one tooo!!

If looks could kill, he surely would be 6 feet under right now. I vainly try to muster the scariest glare I can and stand there for exactly 45 seconds before he opens his big annoying bitchy mouth again.

"If you are done staring at my insanely pretty face , you can exit from my room cuz you're boring as fuck and definitely killing my luscious vibe." He shrugged like he was in pure heaven by torturing me like this.

The nerve of this fuckinn asshole!

"You really are an annoying dickless motherfucker." I continue further with a cold expression ,"I will boil your teeth and make paste of your gums and then feed it back to you jerk !" I finish it in one breath then head out showing him my middle finger before he has a chance to reply .

I slam the door little too hardly and let out a sigh. Every dog has its day, nevermind today was his huhhh!!

One day I will kill that son of a noodle and definitely laugh like a lunatic at his funeral , ohhhh yeahhh totally ,probably in my dreams I guess so (sad reacts onli) . I plop down on my bed and plug my headphones on to get some peace and clear my mind from that shitty piece of my brother.

*CELL PHONE RINGING*

I wake up at the phone ringing wondering when did I doze off. Ugh I was about to kiss Damon Salvatore, damn this outside world really don't want me to be at peace.

I hate you world for hating me this much!!!!!!!!

"What?!" I demand impatiently without even caring to see who the heck disturbed me from having my first kiss with Damon fuckin Salvatore, he's such a panty dropping hottiee.