Haikyuu one shots

Oreo pt1??

You can listen to what I think he would listen to, these are like a mix of rap to some like mother mother. It's called 'song for hinata is a badass' by dennayyaroshuk
One day hinata was practicing in the gym alone at lunch, the thought since he was alone he could bring out his speaker and listen to music while practicing. You would think Hinata listens to soft core or just something sweet right, wrong, he listens to ppcocain to yungblud and UPSAHI. So as hinata hit shuffle on his playlist parents by yungblud came on so he started sing along while practicing his serves. Once the song ended he decided to try doing jump serves, so he was practicing those from the teachings from the one and only Grand King and as he finished those he took a break. While music was still blaring but not enough so the teachers don't come in and take his speaker away, his favourite song came on, Oreo by shotgun wily and yung carka and he started singing hard to this song. What he didn't know is that Kageyama was walking over so he can get some practice too, as he walks in he hears Hinata rapping and singing along with the song word for word. Kageyama was surprised by Hinata was listening to these vulgar songs and knowing them by heart. Why Kageyama found this surprising is because this is supposed to be the 'innocent one' on the team when he probably not even a little bit innocent, for a while now. So he did what anyone on the team would do take a video and send it to the groupchat
In text
*In 'the team group-chat'*
*Kageyama is online*
Kageyama: hey guys I don't think hinata is who he seems to be
*Daichi, Suga, Asahi, and Tanaka are online*
Suga: why do you think that Kageyama?
Daichi: yea^^ also what do you mean
Tanaka: WHATS GOING ON WITH MY KAOHAI????? IS HE HURT???
Asahi: Tanka I don't think it's that bad... I don't think
Kageyama: no it's just I walked into the gym so I can train a little and I walk in to him singing word for word the song 'Oreo'
Daichi: I don't think hinata would even know that song
Kageyama no look
*Kageyama sent and attachment*
Suga:.....
Asahi:....
Daichi:....
Tanaka: YOO MY KAOHAI SOUNDS SOO COOL... I wish I could be like him
Irl
"Oh hey Kageyama how long have you been there?"
"Ah fu- when did you start listening to this kinda music hinata?"
" oh well I think when I was around 12, is when I started and it stuck with me"
'Oh- should I ask if he mows what everything says in these songs' Kageyama thought " so hinata boke, do you know what these somgs mean?"
"Oh yea I do eat pussy like and Oreo and dick" hinata said so nonchalantly that it schooled Kageyama
"When did you lose you innocence hinata boke"
"Oh like second year of middle school why?"
"Wait then what's your body count???" Kageyama was now more shocked
"Oh- abt 15 I think lots happened and I can't remember them because of how crossfaced I am"
"Wait- y-you mean like d-drinking and am-smoking weed or ot-her d-d-drugs??"
" well yea- but I don't do any other drug from weed"
"Wh-"
Just then Tanaka, Asahi,Daichi, and Suga ran into the gym to see Kageyama shocked and Hinata jamming out to his music and looking for something in his bag looking really frazzled.
"Hey Hinata, what are you looking for"
"Oh- my dab pen and weed" Hinata was so caught up on looking for his weed and dab pen he didn't realize that he has said that. As soon as Hinata realized what he said he cursed under his breath, everyone was so shocked at what he said they didn't move a inch for about a solid 2 minutes and Hinata is still looking for his things.
"AHA I FOUND YOU! It was in the place I said not to put it...fucking retarded cunt I'll get you later" he said the last part more quite, but Tanaka herd it
" who is the 'retarded cunt' Hinata"
"(Double shit) oh it's no one 'I don't need to bring Tadashi into this' "
"Oh well care to tell me your senpi why you have a dab pen?"
" oh well- I don't really have a proper answer to that question.... but to make things feel better I guess?"
"Things like what?" Asked Daichi
"Well.... umm... things like..... sex.....?"
"Sex!?!?"all but Kageyama said
"Yes?"Hinata said cautiously
"Hinata I thought you, Yamaguchi and Yachi were the innocent ones, but it's only the other 2"
'Well no I would say that Kageyama is the innocent one' " Ummm.... sorry?"
"Also why was Kageyama sk shocked when we came in?" Asked oUr hoLy-*ahem* Asahi asked
"Oh well kageyama you want to tell them what I had said? Or do you want me to?"
"I-u-umm-I-y-ou" he said still in shock and pointed to Hinata
"Ok! Well just before you guys walked in he asked wht my body count and I told him around 15 but could be more because I was so crossedface I couldn't remember how many times only that it felt nice receiving and giving"
"Oh.. OHHH!"
"Hinata how long have you been like this??"
"That's-oh"
"I wish to be like my kaohai╥﹏╥*breaks out into heavy alligator tears*"
While the five were being shocked they didn't realize that Hinata texted the other 'innocent' ones on the team and some others
In text
*in 'the innocent ones'
*Hinata is online*
Bitches get your asses on rn
If you don't I won't give you the weed
Yamaguchi, Yachi, Kemma, Akaashi, and Noya are online
Akaashi: why'd you need us sho?
Hinata: who put my dab pen in the wrong place?
Noya: oh I think that was me
But in my defence I was high as a mother fucker
Hinata: I'm not mad it's just Tanaka, Kageyama, Suga, Asahi, and Daichi found out abt me
Kemma:oh shit-
Yamaguchi: that shits funny
Hinata: well imma head over to our usual place for lunch?
Yamaguchi, Yachi, Noya: yes/yep/of course
Irl
"Welp- I gotta go"
The boys all just sat there not moving.

Well there's the first one. I finished this at5:49 am and one for any fic I think I started the first one at 9 pm and this one at 12-1. I got more I just need to finished them and I don't have a set schedule but I'll try. Have a great night/day

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