Maid For You- Dirk x Reader

Maid for You

Notes:

[f/n]= first name

You’re old enough to have a job and drive~ Oh, and you have hair, in case you’re bald!

Otaku is a term for people who love anime, manga, and video games. Tsundere is a term meaning someone who is tough on the outside, sweet on the inside. Moe means cute.  

Happy Valentine’s Day my beautiful readers! I love you all! <3

    Another year, another attempt at Valentine’s Day. I’ve been dating Dirk for years now and I still find him unpredictable. He’s still mysterious, still wacky, and still an utter dork, but I wouldn’t have him any other way. But while others are looking forward to what surprises their lovers have in store for Valentine’s, I’m a mix of eagerness and a dash of fear. Last year Dirk had made a life sized chocolate sculpture of himself, but the problem? The sculpture was naked and very detailed. I told him he didn’t have to bother doing anything for Valentine’s, but while he won’t admit it, he’s in fact a romantic. A romantic in the weirdest way, but still a romantic.

I wonder what he’ll do this year? I just hope it doesn’t involve a crowd of people this time. I’ve already finished my shift at work today, and sitting beside me is a box of chocolates. I know how much of an otaku Dirk is, so I decided to do what they do in a lot of animes and make him chocolate. Maybe I’ll even give it to him like a tsundere to make it more moe.

I pull up into the driveway of our shared house. Just last year we finally started to live together. Living with him is definitely interesting. I just wish he would quit leaving cherry bombs everywhere. Grabbing the chocolates, I head to the entrance door. As I slip the keys into the lock, something on the door catches my eye. A piece of paper is taped to the surface. On closer inspection, I find it to to be a handwritten coupon for...maid service?

I carefully take the coupon off of the door. It has hearts drawn all over it, so it must be Dirk’s Valentine’s gift to me. I’m surprised, it’s way too normal to be from Dirk. I open the door as I continue to stare at the coupon curiously. When I look up, though, the coupon slips from my fingers to the floor as my mouth drops at the sight standing before me.

Dirk is waiting for me, dressed in a maid outfit. Couldn’t he have at least dressed up like a butler? But no, he’s wearing a black dress with a frilly apron, a choker around his neck, a headdress with ribbons, and even highheels. “Welcome home, master,” he greets me in his deep voice that doesn’t fit his attire at all.

And all I can mutter in astonishment is, “You shaved your legs.”

“Legs this sexy have to look just right in this dress,” he says as he displays his legs proudly.

“Um, ok,” I mumble as my eyes trail his figure. “Uh, so, what exactly do you plan on doing in that getup?”

Uh oh, wrong question. I swear, it’s like his sunglasses gleam with mischief as he saunters over to me. “Anything you like, master,” he says seductively as he gets closer and closer. “Would you like to feel how smooth these legs are?”  

Why am I getting turned on by this!? “Take my chocolate, peasant!” I yelp as I toss my chocolates at him. I can’t help it, he makes me feel like I’m going to explode in more ways than one.

He smoothly grabs the chocolates with ninja-like reflexes. “I like where this is heading,” he says with a small smirk. “I’ve got handcuffs if you’d like to punish me, master.”

Heat rushes to my face so fast that for a moment, I think I may have just exploded. But as I swallow heavily, I come to one conclusion: I’m not going to let it be that easy. He teases me all the time, and for once, I want to be the one who’s teasing. Placing my hands on my hips with my lips curled in a smirk, I tell him, “Oh no, it’s too early. You haven’t even begun your services! First things first, I want this house spotless.”