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Person: "Hey where did you get that it's so ugly."

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1. "Sorry I really don't wake up everyday to impress you."
2. "Totally not at slut101 store"
3."I got mine at Holister where the clothes fits me at not Children's Place."
4. "I can only please one person per day and....wait......*check your phone like your looking at your busy schedule, then look up*......today doesn't look good and tomorrow...well...tomorrow doesn't look good either. So ya if you need anything else call my assistant. Have a very lovely day."

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