"Taehyung, are you okay? Why'd you run out right after practice?"
"Taehyung? As in Kim Taehyung?"
"Don't be stupid."
"You know him?"
"Yes I know you dumbass, it's Namjoon."
"Seriously?! Don't you dare fuck with me."
A story in which a hardcore ARMY...
XXX-XXX-XXXX: Taehyung, are you okay? Why'd you run out right after practice?
Me: Taehyung? As in Kim Taehyung?
XXX-XXX-XXXX: Don't be stupid.
Me: You know him?
XXX-XXX-XXXX: Yes I know you dumbass, it's Namjoon.
Me: Seriously? Don't you dare fuck with me.
XXX-XXX-XXXX: Excuse me?
Me: Why are you acting like Namjoon? It's exceedingly disrespectful and you could give him problems if you do/say something stupid.
XXX-XXX-XXXX: But I am Namjoon?
Me: I'm not dumb, nor will I fall for your ignorant joke.
XXX-XXX-XXX: ... You're not Taehyung.
Me: No shit. And you, sir, are not Namjoon, so stop acting like it.
XXX-XXX-XXXX: I'm guessing you're an ARMY?
Me: Correct. Which is why I'm demanding you stop. That man works his ass off to keep his public reputation perfect, and if you damage it I will for real break you.
XXX-XXX-XXXX: Thank you for looking out for me, I guess?
Me: Bitch-
XXX-XXX-XXXX: You talk to everyone like this?
Me: Nope. Just disrespectful pricks who want to mess with people's heads for the sake of their own entertainment.
XXX-XXX-XXXX: Anyone ever told you that you don't have a filter?
Me: Anyone ever told you that you're a dumbass?
XXX-XXX-XXXX: Yes, actually.
Me: Then stop being one, and stop acting like Namjoon. It's disgusting.
XXX-XXX-XXXX: So this is disgusting?
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Me: ........ You could've easily gotten that off of the internet.
XXX-XXX-XXXX: But wouldn't you have seen that photo before? You're a hardcore ARMY, afterall.
Me: I may have missed one!
XXX-XXX-XXXX: Based on what I've seen of your personality so far, I seriously doubt it.
Me: Fine. Facetime me.
XXX-XXX-XXXX: Why would I do that? You've cussed at me about 164 times in the last hour?
Me: Bc if you don't I'll keep thinking you're just some douche trying to get nudes.
XXX-XXX-XXXX: And what if I don't have a problem with you thinking that?
Me: Bc I just took screenshots of our whole conversation, and if you don't give me valid proof, I'll spread them across the internet, thus revealing your number to the world. Therefore whether your some pedo or actually Namjoon, it wouldn't work out well for you.
XXX-XXX-XXXX: .... I could just get a new number?
Me: I seriously doubt you want to go through all that trouble.
XXX-XXX-XXXX: Are you blackmailing me right now?
Me: You might wanna research your character a little more, Namjoon has an IQ of 148, which is unbelievably fucking smart.
XXX-XXX-XXXX: Fine, I'll facetime you.
A/N: How was it? Sorry for the cover btw, my cover artist has officially quit Wattpad, so i'm looking for a new cover artist who isn't planning on leaving! Lmk please! And lmk how this chapter was!
